Cards against humanity dirty card draw

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Kian:

"The true meaning of Christmas is actually an erectyle dysfunction? Who put that down?" Kian cried.

"That would be me." You cheered, without shame.

"Get a lot of those do you, Kian?" Nicky asked. You laugh uncontrollably.

"No, and I'll prove it to her, we're going home."

Bryan:

"Concealing a boner! High five, bro?" Shane read out.

"Who put that there, guys?" Bryan asked. You smiled.

"What!?! You, (Y/N)?" Shane said.

"Bryan often gets that problem, you see." You giggled.

"Well, at the moment I am. Who knew you could be so dirty." Bryan winked.

"Guys, take it upstairs." Mark said.

"Okay." Bryan and you said in unision.

Shane:

"What?... Sex toys?" Shane read.

"It was my only good card." You reasoned.

"What so you have a sex toy?"

"Yeah, you."

Nicky:

"This is a messed up card." Nicky said, hiding his head in his brands.

"You pulled out my card, didn't you?" You said.

"You put in, "Getting naked and watchinh Nickelodeon"?"

"Maybe..."

"You can he naked, but with me instead."

"Guys, no!" Shane screamed.

Mark:

"Pulling out?!?" Mark cried.

"Totally no mine." You say, biting your lip.

"Oh, so you enjoy me doing that do you?"

"Guys, no. Take this home." Shane said.

"Okay."

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 25, 2014 ⏰

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