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Narumi's POV
"No*snore* don't take my ramen" I snored and sleepily turned to the right."It's mine*snore* go get your own."
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"AHHHHHHHHH-UMPH" I oh so gracefully landed on the on the floor on my face. Slowly I stood up swearing like a sailor glared at my alarm clock that was still blaring. Angrily I slammed my fist down on the alarm clock silencing and breaking the evil object from hell. I was having a dream about wrestling a bear for MY ramen and I was about to win too.............................. OK I wasn't winnig but still! Looking at my hand I saw something on my finger.' A ribbon?' I thought puzzled. I started sctatching my head thinking.'What am I forgetting?'. I stood there a few seconds racking my brain for anything I could've forgotten. Then I shurged it off thinking it was nothing.'It probably wasn't important if I forgot it so sooon'. Suddenly my phone blared.
" I've got passion in my pants
And I ain't afraid to show it show it show it show it show it
I'm sexy and I know it-
Laughing silently at my ringtone I answered the phone.
" Hello-"
" NARUMI! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU! I'VE BEEN WAITING IN FRONT OF YOUR APARTMENT FOR 30 MINUTES!"
Holding the phone away from my ear slowly replied.
" Tsunade-bachan? What are talking about? Why are you waiting for me anyway?"
" NARUMI YOU BAKA! HOW COULD YOU FORGET ALREADY!? YOUR GOING TO SHINOBI ACADEMY THE SCHOOL THAT I AM THE PRINCIPLE OF! NOW MOVE THAT LAZY BUM OF YOURS AND GET READY OR SO HELP ME I'LL COME IN THERE MYSELF!!"
And with the line went dead. 'School! That's what I forgot!!'
Now afraid of auntie Tsunade's wrath pulled out a dark orange suitecase that was filled with clothes I packed the day before. In a rush put on my orange and black baggy kill-me jump suit that showed none of my curves and put on a suuny blonde wig. I refused to cut my hair just cause i'm going to some all boys academy. I like my hair just the way it is thank you very much. Quickly with my suitecase in hand I ran out the door slaming it shut and locked it. I rushed down the stairs of my crappy apartment comlex tripping a few times before finally getting out the double doors of the apartment complex to see an angry Tsunade and nervous shizune with Ton-Ton in her hands trying and failing to calm Ba-can down. Smiling sheepshly I waved a little." Hi ba-chan" I said laughing nervously. Tsnade lifted her hand up and started wacking me in the head." YOU IDIOT!!!!" She yelled at me.
" GAHH! I' M SORRY! OW! STOP IT WOMAN!!!AHHH"
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* Tim Skip *
After Tsunade's failed attempt to kill me we all got in the car and drove off. Thankfully i have no injuries although I am sore. The drive to the school was unbelively boring. I had nothing to do and no one to talk to and no I couldn't call anybody I knew because well i had no friends in the town I live- wait let me refrase that lived in. When we finally got to the academy I was half asleep leaning on the car door. Then Shizune opened the door and promptly fell face first on the concrete floor." GAH! I'M SO SORRY NARU-KUN ARE YOU OKAY!?!?" Shizune panicked while Tsunade-bachan laughed at my mis fortune. Peeling my face off the floor I said in a gruff scatchy voice." It's okay Shizune-nee I'm just getting to know the floor here. Hehe." Shiuzune sweat-droped and Tsunade laughed more. And this my friends is the first time that I Narumi Uzumaki set foot- no face on campus
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DISCLAMER I DO NOT OWN NARUTO KISHIMOTO DOES
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High School Of Weirdos
FanfictionNaruto Uzumaki is the new guy at shinobi high a high school for boys who learn to be shinobi. But there's a small problem. Naruto's real name is Narumi and she's 100% sure she's a girl.
