2 Darcy, Nat, Santana, Rachel

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Darcy is from Marvel, Thor 

Darcy, Nat, Santana, Rachel 

me: so humans... you know why we're gathered here? *looks around* 

Santana: because you're bored?  

me: no. we're here because you have problems with interacting with people and I want to see if you can interact with each other 

Rachel: we don't- 

Darcy: and what makes you think we would want to find out ? 

me: uhm... I don't know 

Santana: *to Nat* hey, you're friends with her right? *doesn't wait for the answer* so tell me: is it me or does she not know much ? 

Nat: she just says that often...

Darcy: like I say 'fuck you ' ? 

Nat: I guess...? 

Darcy: or ' what the hell' ? or ' dafuq' ? or- 

me: we all know you swear a lot Darcy , okay? okay...uhm why don't you all say something about yourselves ? 

everyone: *DAFUQ* 

me: come on ! please! pretty,pretty please! * tries puppy eyes* 

Santana: maybe she'll shut up if we do it .... 

Nat: most probably. 

Darcy: then one of us should start talking.... 

Rachel: oh oh I want ! 

Darcy: then talk ! 

Santana: *gives Darcy the look of doom* 

Darcy: * looks emotionless back* 

Nat: * tries to find out whats happening* 

Rachel: Hi everybody, my name is Rachel Berry. I want all of you to know that I will reach something better than you could even imagine. I am a hard working person and barely anyone can understand my constant will to be best. But you will understand when I tell you that I want to go to New York and be a star. I will- 

Darcy: wait! you wanna be a star? 

Rachel: yes. * takes a breath* 

Santana: noo 

Rachel: *monologues about why she wants to be a star and that she will so totally be a star one day and blah blah blah * 

me: *motions everyone to leave* 

everyone: *gets up slowly* runs towards the door and flees* 

OUTSIDE

Santana: now I think we'll all agree that next to rachel we're like the best interacting people on earth huh? 

Darcy: is she always like that? 

Santana: I keep wishing her voice would be gone forever....

me: she is, but cotton helps...

Nat: I think a nice hit against her larynx ( kehlkopf) could do it... but she might also die 

Santana: tell me about it 

* all leave in different directions*

INSIDE

rachel: *realizes everyone left* hello ? 

Jesse: is it me you're looking for ? 

finn: no stupid. It's me * goes and kisses rachel* 

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