Darcy is from Marvel, Thor
Darcy, Nat, Santana, Rachel
me: so humans... you know why we're gathered here? *looks around*
Santana: because you're bored?
me: no. we're here because you have problems with interacting with people and I want to see if you can interact with each other
Rachel: we don't-
Darcy: and what makes you think we would want to find out ?
me: uhm... I don't know
Santana: *to Nat* hey, you're friends with her right? *doesn't wait for the answer* so tell me: is it me or does she not know much ?
Nat: she just says that often...
Darcy: like I say 'fuck you ' ?
Nat: I guess...?
Darcy: or ' what the hell' ? or ' dafuq' ? or-
me: we all know you swear a lot Darcy , okay? okay...uhm why don't you all say something about yourselves ?
everyone: *DAFUQ*
me: come on ! please! pretty,pretty please! * tries puppy eyes*
Santana: maybe she'll shut up if we do it ....
Nat: most probably.
Darcy: then one of us should start talking....
Rachel: oh oh I want !
Darcy: then talk !
Santana: *gives Darcy the look of doom*
Darcy: * looks emotionless back*
Nat: * tries to find out whats happening*
Rachel: Hi everybody, my name is Rachel Berry. I want all of you to know that I will reach something better than you could even imagine. I am a hard working person and barely anyone can understand my constant will to be best. But you will understand when I tell you that I want to go to New York and be a star. I will-
Darcy: wait! you wanna be a star?
Rachel: yes. * takes a breath*
Santana: noo
Rachel: *monologues about why she wants to be a star and that she will so totally be a star one day and blah blah blah *
me: *motions everyone to leave*
everyone: *gets up slowly* runs towards the door and flees*
OUTSIDE
Santana: now I think we'll all agree that next to rachel we're like the best interacting people on earth huh?
Darcy: is she always like that?
Santana: I keep wishing her voice would be gone forever....
me: she is, but cotton helps...
Nat: I think a nice hit against her larynx ( kehlkopf) could do it... but she might also die
Santana: tell me about it
* all leave in different directions*
INSIDE
rachel: *realizes everyone left* hello ?
Jesse: is it me you're looking for ?
finn: no stupid. It's me * goes and kisses rachel*
YOU ARE READING
Convs
FanfictionConversations of various people from different fandoms/stories ( e.g. Harry Potter, Marvel / Avengers , The Maze Runner, Sherlock Holmes ( the series) , Glee... ) The conversations don't have anything to do with each other. In some time you might...