Kristen Stewart was covered in sweat, as she was panting and pushing. She screamed in pain, as she slid down the bathroom stall at a bar. She had no idea why she was in so much pain or why she'd had urinated herself (or so she thought). She had the urge to push so she did. After what felt like forever she gave one final push. She had delivered a baby boy.
Kristen didn't even know she was pregnant but nine months previous she'd had a one night stand with Daniel Radcliffe. She didn't want this child, so she took her sweater off and wrapped the baby in it. She left the infant in the stall.
Big Ed waddled into the gender neutral toilets to do a great big shit, when he heard a baby crying. "Hello?" He called out. He turned around but had to turn around with his whole body, as he had no neck. He found the baby, who was wrapped in a grey sweater. He called CPS. A woman answered. "Hello, this is child protection services, California. How can I help you?" She asked. "I've found a baby in the stalls in the bathroom." He told her. "Will you be able to take him for a few days?" The woman asked. "Sure." Big Ed said.
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Being Big Ed's son
FanficJaymes Brown was born to Kristen Stewart and Daniel Radcliffe but was adopted at birth by Big Ed from '90 day fiance.' He lives a normal life in San Diego with his father and dog, Teddy.
