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Harry Potter in 99 seconds- PAINT(Jon Cozart)

*WARNING: SPOILERS FOR HP
There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who have him a lightning scar
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(The Sorcerer's Stone)
"Yo Harry. 'Yer a wizard"
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrel becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore
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(The Chamber of Secrets)
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber
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(The Prisoner of Azkaban)
Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The Dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather
I don't really get it either
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(The Goblet of Fire)
Harry gets put in the TriWizard
Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed!
He's back
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(The Order of the Phoenix)
Harry, Harry, it's getting scary
Voldemort's back
Now you're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore,
Why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black's as dead as can be
Ohhh
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(The Half-Blood Prince)
Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end
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(The Deathly Hallows)
There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath...
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