Weak~ (Hajime x Ronald McDonald) Warning: Hot 🥵🥵

The New Kid

Third person POV:

It was a normal tuesday for class 77-B. Gundham and Sonia were talking about his Four Dark Devas, Hiyoko was bullying Mikan. Nagito was annoying the ever loving shit out of Hajime. Chiaki was playing some game that Hajime didn't realize. Monomi and Monokuma soon walked in to their class room and tried to get their students attention.

"Hello class, may we have everyone's attention please?" Monomi said softly.
Unfortunately for the pink and white rabbit, no one heard her over the sounds of their voices. Monomi tried again. She cleared her throat and said,

"Um, students, may I have your attention?" Monomi said again, trying to be more aggressive but failing miserably.
Suddenly, Monokuma banged his gavel on his podium thingy.
"PLEASE SHUT UP SO I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR HER VOICE LONGER THAN I HAVE TO! MY GOD!" The black and white bear yelled.

The students finally seemed to listen as they turned their attention to Monomi and Monokuma both.
"Thank you Monokuma, I guess. Anyways, hello students. Today, we have something special to show to you all!" Monomi explained. Chiaki raised her hand, looking away from her game surprisingly.

"Yes Chiaki?"
"What's the special thing you're showing us?"
"Oh well," Monomi said "We have a new student joining us. Class please welcome Ronald McDonald!"

The class watched a person slowly walk into their classroom. Instead of the normal Hope's Peak uniform, he wore a clown outfit with a yellow 'M' printed on the the chest of his outfit. He had curly red hair and big red shoes. When he finally got to the front of the class, he waved a shy hand to them all.

"H-h-hello. My name is R-ronald McDonald and I'm the Ultimate Cl-clown."

"Hey can you fit into a tiny car or juggle shit?"
"Fuyuhiko! That's so rude!" Mahiru exclaimed.
"Huh?? That's literally what he does he's literally the ultimate clown you Wendy's looking motherfucker I-" The boss baby looking 17 year old shut his mouth as he did not feel like insulting anyone so early in the morning.
"It's ok young master, I found it funny" Peko whispered to Fuyuhiko.

"Ronald, please take a seat between Chiaki and Hajime. Could you two raise your hand?"
The two raised their hand, signalling the clown to sit between them. He slowly walked to his seat.

Ronald McDonald's POV:

Oh em gee why didn't Monomi put me behind Hajime >~<! This is so unfair. Whatever, it's nothing, it's not like he cares. I pull out my notebook from my school bag and begin to doodle my now crush Hajime on it. Oh Hajime, if only you felt the same. But you're too hot and cool for me.... I'm such a clown. Who want to be with a clown....

Hajime's POV:

Oh thank you for putting Ronald in front of me. Gaht dayum he looks so hot 🥵 If anyone's wondering, this is a totally straight thought I'm having right now. Totally not gay. I'm so straight. I wonder what he's doodling. Whatever not important. I scoot a bit further to sniff a bit of his hair. I hope no one heard me.

Nagito's POV:

"Did he just-" I whisper to Ibuki "Yes he did. And that's coming from us" She whispered back. (an: i don't think they're weird btw 🙄) How dare that clown ass bitch steal Hajime from me. He sniffed his hair. What does hair have that mines doesn't. That McDonald guy is gonna pay.

Chiaki's POV:

I swear why does Hajime think he's straight he literally sniffed some guys hair I-

//i tried and failed 🙄🤚//