My lovable fata$$

Chapter1

     South Park, the place where crazy shit happens. Me and my friends live in this crazy ass place, but we aren't the same as we used to be, Kenny is always drunk or hanging out with his boyfriend Butters. Stan left us for Wendy. Craig and Tweek got married and they started working for Tweek's dad. Clyde and Token are engaged. Cartman is going through therapy, and me...? Well, I'm still working on what I need to do in life, which is to protect Cartman. Man, Southpark just isn't the same as it used to be.

     "Eric? Eric are you awake? C'mon man. We promised Craig that we'd be at his place for Tweek's birthday!" I yelled as I heard Cartman get out of bed. "I'm coming Kahl. Shut up!" he yelled back. Today marks Tweek's 29th birthday. Me and Cartman are the two young ones of the group. He's 22 and I'm 20. The guys think I'm crazy because I have a crush on Cartman. They just don't understand him like I do. Ever since we graduated HighSchool. Cartman hasn't been the same like he was when we were kids. Cartman has been seeing a therapist for exactly 6 years now. His problem started in Sophmore year.

                                                                   *Flash back to 10th grade*

     "ERIC!! STOP!!" I yelled, desperately trying to get Cartman to snap out of his dream. He wasn't in control of his body, and I knew that. I was pulling him off of Clyde, who was shaking and bruised up. "What the hell Kyle. Why did he attack Clyde like that!?" Token snapped at me. "WHY WOULD I FUCKING KNOW!?" I snapped back and I could feel my face heat up in the situation I was in. Cartman groaned and his eyes were back to normal. "W-What the hell happened? One minute I'm studying with Kahl the next I'm here?" Cartman asked and I sighed in relief. "I'll tell you when we get home dude. I'm just happy you're safe." I replied and I started to walk Cartman home.

                                                                     *End of flashback*

     It was all just a sudden blur to him, but to me, it gave me a reason as to why I still protect him to this very day. "You ready to go ya dumb jew?" Cartman remarked as he put on his hat. I still hate being called a Jew. I stopped being a jew when I was 17, but Cartman still belives I'm a jew. "Yeah I'm ready" I replied and I walked out of the house with him. It was a quiet walk to Tweek and Craig's place, until Cartman broke the silence. "So, Kahl, the guys keep saying that, you like me. Is that true?" he asked and I suddenly stopped in my tracks and I felt my face heat up. 'Damnit Clyde! I told you not to say anything!' I thought to myself and I didn't reply to him. "Well?" he asked again, so I had no choice but to tell him.

     "Eric, what they're saying is true," I said and I looked at him, "I do like you, as more than a friend. I have had these feelings since 10th grade. When I made a promise to your mom that I'd keep you safe. I was just scared to tell you because, well, you don't take me seriously." I felt tears rising into my eyes as I felt my heart sink down. Cartman grabbed my hand and then, in a blink of the moment our lips were suddenly pressed against each other. I was shocked for a second, but then I started to kiss back. His lips felt soft and warm, like I was kissing a cloud. He had placed his hands onto my hips and I wrapped my arms around his neck, as we both deepened the kiss.

*i hope ya'll like this next chapter, it's gonna get spicy!~*