( snow is still running, while looking behind him , he runs in to a branch, falls on to the ground) oh my what a fright! ( looks around ) a small little cottage. ( go to the Door) is anyone home? ( goes inside) this is a very cute cottage, but it's awful messy. ( enters a bed room) all that running has made me tired ( yawns) a short little nap with give me some energy
N: Snow White didn't know that she was sleeping in the houses of 7 dwarfettes, hungry, bitchy,twitchy, dummy, germy, OCD and nerdy. They worked in the a salon called " 7 is better than 1". They didn't expect visitors
Bitchy: ( leading the girls in) and then I was like " girl.... You don't want me to go cray cray !! "
Nerdy: and bitchy what's the point of this story?
Hungry: why did you have to leave work so soon? I'm hungry
Twitchy: yea!! And ( twitching) I need to get ( twitching) my anti twitch med.
OCD: ( interrupts and is in a panic) THE WALLS!!!! They don't match the drapes! ( out of no where back to normal) twitch is right, i needed to get my OCD pill...
Dummy: I lifted so many things to day
Nerdy: I wish one of them was a book.
Bitchy: girl... Your almost as cray as OCD.
Germy: ( screaming from another room) My god..... The germs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hungry: you girls go check why germy is freakin out over
All enter the bedroom and scream
Hungry: why is it that every time I go to get a snack they scream like a little girl
Hungry enters room and sees Snow White sleeping on Germy's bed
Germy: Why me?!?!
Bitchy: My tigger calm down. ( looks at the bed) ( yells) WAKE UP YOU HOBO!
Snow White: (waking up gracefully ) o goodness me
Nerdy: if my calculations are correct, we have a run away
Snow White: Oh no I...
Bitchy: boy why would you run away, ( pause) are you someone's baby daddy?
Snow White: no I just...
Germy: have you had all your shots, have you got the flu?
Snow White: I'm healthy. Healthier than the queen
All: THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!
Snow White: yes
OCD: YOUR BANGS ARE NOT ( back to normal) why are you here?
Snow White: the queen wanted me dead
Hungry: what, dead like bacon dead or dead like chicken dead
Twitchy: there the same thing
Bitchy: Why are you so hungry? On you on your period?
Snow White looking confused
Bitchy: o girl I'm sorry let me introduce myself. I'm bitchy
Nerdy: Salutations! I'm nerdy
Hungry: ( while stuffing her mouth with food) Hungry
Twitchy: I'm twitchy
OCD: I'm ocd... I have OCD
Dummy: your pretty
Germy: that's dummy. I'm germy.
Snow White: I'm Snow White
Twitchy: now leave before we call the palace guard
Snow White : what no. She'll kill me if I go back. I can cook and clean. I'll do anything. Just don't send me back. ( crying) you can't, you can't. ( cries) you don't know what she has done to me. (Cries)
( all the girls huddle for a beat)
Nerdy: you can stay
Hungry: but you have to make all the meal
Germy: and clean everything
Snow White: oh thank you, thank you
YOU ARE READING
I'll always find you( Snow White boyxboy)
Teen FictionI wrote this 2 years ago. This is written in play format. But it's a gay version of Snow White