private spam | mairi

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mattia:

should i post this?

kairi:
um

mattia:
what?

kairi:
i'll say this in the nicest way possible but
it's the eyes for me 💀

mattia:
what about them 😕
i thought i looked good here

kairi:
really 🙈
it just looks like you haven't slept in weeks
just a little sleep deprived and
you may have a lazy eye ✨

mattia:
ihy

kairi:
would you want me to lie
so you can get bullied in
your comments like when
you got that trash haircut
for playlist💀

mattia:
it wasn't that bad

kairi:
it was giving me ferb 😆

mattia:
ha ha 🙄
doesn't matter anyways my stans thought i looked good so 🥱

kairi:
no they did not...
i saw those fanpages bullying you 💀
whoever said you did was lying 🙈

mattia:
ya ok
says the one that looks like the kid from that dinosaur movie

kairi:
😐 that joke is so old bye

mattia:
stfu it's true
so is the ferb joke

kairi:
the difference is mine was funny ✨

mattia:
really wasn't

kairi:
okay ferb...
i really don't understand the hype for you sometimes 😗

mattia:
but wait a minute
weren't you the same one in my comments not to long along with heart eyes
giving me hype

kairi:
hmm nope i don't recall

mattia:
you sure you don't remember

kairi:
nope couldn't be me 😎
probably somebody else

mattia:
so all of a sudden
you don't remember
that's crazy

kairi:
yup no clue 😇

mattia:
i literally have ss
especially the ones from your spam
maybe it'll jog your memory 🙂

kairi:
??

mattia:
"i'm just a hole"

kairi:

oh wow
i think i have chores to do

mattia:
you don't do chores 🙄
kai
kairi?

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