Day-locked - A Plants Vs Zombies Mature Fanfiction

Class Is In Session - Chapter 2

*BEEP BEEP* I open one of my eyes to see where I am, its not a room full of sexy bitches so I then close it again. *BEEP BEEP* I sigh, then turn off my alarm. "Ughh. Time for my first day in College. Yay." I say sarcasticly as I put on my bandana and sunglasses. I then walk out of my bedroom and into the living room. I see Jake, fixing himself a bowl of cereal. He then looks at me and says, "Yo Richard..." "What's up?" I respond. "Yo finna try to get laid tonight?" He smirks. I chuckle and say "Pray for me man." We laugh and eat bowls of cereal while watching Rick and Marigold. "Holy shit, season four is out?" He says excitingly. "Yeah dude, its been out for a while its just this is my first time watching this season." We then watch an episode together, then i leave for college. I unlock my shitty car and cruise down the road to go to my first class. Oh, when I said I cruised I mean I speeded down the roads and school zones to get there.

4 Hours later

I finished my three classes for the day. My schedule is three classes on Monday Wednesday and Thursday, and two Classes on Saturday. I'm still getting used to going to class on a fucking Saturday, I remember in middle school every weekend was practically a fucking holiday every week. Now it just means more hours in Need For Seed to try to get some new cars. "Damn. Fuck that shit." I say to myself, walking out of my last class for the day. The thing is, since I live in an apartment a couple miles away, I have to drive all the way there and back. But if I get there to late I won't have a place to park because every single spot is taken. Every. Single. One. This happened to me in highschool, and that's why I know the trick to it, just park in the handicap lane! There won't be any fucking old people going to college, well at least not if your in a real college. Community college has all sorts of insane people, mothers of multiple children in their early twenties, and homeless people trying to get their first degree in... well anything.

I decide that since I'm exhausted, I deserve to go to the Zen Garden for a couple of drinks. My limit is five because if I go past the limit, I can't walk straight until morning. I call up Jake to see if he wants to join my crying session while furiously drinking away the pain. *Ring Ring* It takes him a couple seconds to answer. "Hello?" I answer his introduction and get straight to the point, trying to not waste any drinking time. "Hey Jake, wanna come to the Zen Garden and have a few shots?" He puts down the offer with the exscuse, "Nah man, I'm at the pool right now, after this I gotta head to work." Disappointed, I decide I'm just going to drink by myself. "Its cool" I begin. "I'll just pick up a date without you." He laughs. "Richard, your ass couldn't even pick up the ugliest, nastiest bitch in the garden tonight." He snickers. I then tell him, "Bet, imma pick me up a fine ass ho tonight just you wait!" He laughs once again. "Funny joke, now catch you later I gotta go." He hangs up and leaves me to drink alone, what a fucking day.