Itachi's Dating Advice..

Sasuke: I'm Home!! Mother,

Father, Big brother.

Itachi: *Sitting on a table waiting* Sasuke. Sit down.

Sasuke: *suspicious* Why...

Itachi: SIT YOUR ASS DOWN NOW! *eye twitch*

Sasuke: *sits down* What do you want?!

Itachi: I'm here to give you Dating advice. *nods like he owns the place*

Sasuke: HAH. DATING ADVICE? PLEASE WEASEL. PLEASE. *Laughs then falls off his chair* TCH.

Itachi: LISTEN! AND DONT CALL ME WEASEL!!!! Or I will kill you. Like I did to our parents.

Sasuke: Dont remind me! You stupid WEASEL!

Itachi: MOVING ON!

Sasuke: *draws on his finger*

Itachi: What are you doing?

Sasuke: Drawing.

Itachi: PAY ATTENTION OR I SHALL GIVE YOU DETENTION!

Sasuke: I don't have too listen to you!

Itachi: Your only 8. Of course you have to listen to me.

Sasuke: UGH. I HATE YOU.

Itachi: Ill teach you that shuriken thing Tommorow.

Sasuke: I love you Nii-San!

Itachi: MOVING ON!! Okay. *pulls out a small chalk board with the dating sequences on it* This, Is how you get a girl. First, you tell them what's up.

Then, compliment them on how pretty they are. Then, you..

Sasuke: Bring them in bed and make babies. *innocent smile*

Itachi. WHAT? No! That's for later! *trollface*

And if they don't want too, rape them.

*nods*

Sasuke: But Mom told me..

Itachi: NO BUTS!! moving on!

Sasuke: *Mutters* Weasel..

Itachi: IM NOT A WEASEL!!

Sasuke: MOVING ON!

Itachi: That's my phrase..

Sasuke: I don't care. You know what? I don't need your stinking dating advice. I'm PERFECTLY SEXY HOW I AM. *rubs his biceps*

Itachi: HAH. YOU KNOW GIRLS ARE FANGIRLING OVER MEH. *Super creepy yet handsome face*

Sasuke: Whatever! You don't even have a girlfriend and your still a VIRGIN!

Itachi: *le gasp* How would you know that?!!

Sasuke: I walked into your room and saw you fapping over PORN!

Itachi: THAT WAS ONE TIME!

Sasuke: *Forever alone face*

Itachi: HMPH. FINE BE ALONE AND DIE LIKE THAT!

Sasuke: Hah you will too! *Gets off the chair and walks away* Okay! WEASEL!

Itachi: UGH. I'm gonna go kill auntie and uncle ill be back.. *walks out*

Sasuke: Ok.. WAIT WHAT?!

Itachi: *Flys away* MUHAHAHA!!

Authors note: ..... No comment.. xD