Right so it's currently 1:52pm but I still want to throw my sister into a pile of Lego bricks
and my mum is screaming the fudge at me in the other room because I've finished up all the bread in the house but like don't pLz don't blame me lately I've been having this obsession with bread popcorn thanks to jaemin
Like who's Gordon Ramsey? I only know Na Jaemin
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Don't be surprised if you end up seeing me on the next episode of my strange addiction with a plate of bread popcorn in my hands, well kinda I'll only accept being in the show if they bring in jaemin,
Ye so back to the bread popcorn I think it was a week ago where my lazy ass was too unbothered making instant noodles (yet I decided to make popcorn) so I was either had a choice of drinking the hot water, eat the noodles dry and snort the packet (Coz that's the proper way to enjoy noodles) or make popcorn, I chose popcorn cause why tf not, let's give dis shit a go.
For fr tho I recommend y'all try this tasty thing named bread popcorn if you haven't, it's way better then it sounds, I mean i flopped with making the caramel in the first go only because I'm trash at cooking,
and if you do give it a go, pLz be careful with the knife (Not because I care, coz I don't wanna take responsibility for your funeral, lol jking) and if you happened to not listen to my life advice and cut your hand off then well done not only Do eye now have to take responsibility you've just successfully missed your chance of jaemin placing an engagement ring on your finger COZ YOU NOW HAVE NO BLOODY FINGERS
Otherwise if you made it through and survived well done :)
So If your feeling sad, just eat Jaemins bread popcorn If you're stressed, eat Jaemins bread popcorn If you're positive for cOvid-19, swallow Jaemins bread popcorn like pills If your drunk, drink Jaemins bread popcorn If your high, smoke Jaemins bread popcorn If your feeling single, just marry Jaemins bread popcorn If you feel overweight just eat Jaemins bread popcorn (Coz like you be lifting popcorn from the plate into your mouth...soo)
:/
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Also I wanna thank rOOkiescUlt for going through the process of making bread popcorn with me, thanks to her amazing self who can cook and write my house is still nice and steady and not burnt down
