*Cali comes back*
Cali: MALAYA! Mama said I'm in charge!
Malaya: No fair!
Cali: You have to stand on the naughty stool!
Malaya: awww
*Malaya walks to stool and stands*
A FEW HOURS LATER
Mama Rat: Caliii!!
Cali: Mama!
Mama Rat: Cow child I never said you were in charge.
*Cali ignores her*
Cali: I BECAME A RAT AGAIN!
*Mama Rat in shock*: Really???
Cali: Yes! I'm sorry, Doja Cow was mean.
Mama Rat: I claim you as my rat child once again. You are a BEAUTIFUL rat!
Cali: THANK YOU!!
A FEW WEEKS LATER
Mama Rat: Children today your Wine Rat auntie is coming to visit. Be good!
Cali and Malaya: Yay!
Mama Rat: Go say good morning to your hair brushes before you girls forget.
Malaya: Ok mama!
AFTER AUNT ARRIVES
Mama Rat: Cali go read the rat bible to your aunt.
Cali: Ok mama!
*Cali grabs bible*
Mama Rat: What does it say on page 142?
Cali: it's our chant, RATS RATS WE'RE THE RATS
Mama Rat: Very good!
*Aunt is impressed*
Mama Rat: My favorite quote is, 'If a rat is nothing but a rat, a cow is nothing but an existence of evil. Therefore a rat exists to fulfill the world and do their ratty work'
*Everyone nods*
Cali: My favorite is on page 543, 'If you ever cross a mouse... kill it!"
Auntie: Why that's a good one!
Auntie again: My favorite is 'R.A.T'
Malaya: Deep!
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Mama Rat: Everyone! The RHG's are soon!
Malaya: Whats that?
Cali: The famous Rat Hunger Games!
Mama Rat: Yes.. you girls must be careful! Watch out for mouse traps.
Auntie: That's how your Gramma Betty died.
Mama Rat: Rest in pieces mom. 😔
Cali: RIP Gramma 😢
Malaya: I'm scared! It's my first.
Mama Rat: It's ok Mal, we all got a little nervous on our first.
Malaya: Can I nest with auntie?
Auntie: NO! I nest alone.
THE NEXT DAY
Mama Rat: Children time to go to the Rat child awards!
Cali: Let me get on my outfit!
Malaya: I'm staying home!
Auntie: Ok, if you say so Malaya!
Cali: I'm ready mama!
Mama Rat: Ok let's head down.
THE THREE RATS WALKED TO THE DUMP
Mama Rat: Listen for your name. If it's called you go up there.
Cali: Ok mama
Announcer:
Sarah Mattio you are now a Rattis!
Cali Granny you are now a Rattis!
*Cali walks up to the front and takes her award*
Announcer:
Caleb Greyhouse you are now a Rattiso!
That is everyone! Goodbye.
Mama Rat: Cali, you are now an official Rattis!
Cali: Whats that?
Auntie: You are now your own woman!
Cali: Yay!
THE THREE OF THEM GO HOME AND SHARE THE NEWS TO MALAYA
Malaya: Cool!
Auntie: I wonder why I didn't get one?
Mama Rat: You're too old-
Auntie: I'm 15!
Mama Rat: Rats only live three years!
Auntie: I'm an immortal vampire rat!
Cali: Cool!
ONE DAY LATER AUNTIE COMES HOME
Auntie: I'm engaged!!!
Mama Rat: To who?!
Auntie: Doja Cow!!!
Mama Rat: WHAT
To be continued...
