Voldemort's Immortal Grandson

Evil People Have Grandsons and People are Manipulated Into Being Gods

I will only say this once, so listen: I am under 18, not British, and I don't have a last name beginning with the letter R. I don't think I own PJO or HP.

I have read a couple of these, but they never seem to be completed, so bug me all you want if I stop updating. Percy, the rest of the Seven, Death Breath, and Pinecone Face have been tricked/forced/coerced/convinced (in)to accept(ing) godhood. Percy (Jackson, not Weasely) is the grandson of a certain noseless insane psycho entity who wants revenge on a certain boy for showing him up.

Harry POV

I was in shock. First, I get attacked by dementors. Then, I get to listen to the Order talk about bringing in Voldemort's grandson and his friends to help us, as if he won't kill us all, then I find out that my two best friends have been together all summer WITHOUT writing me.

-Reverse Timeskip Back a little bit-

"You okay, mate?" Ron asks.

Wrong question. "OKAY!?" I explode, "WHY WOULD I NOT BE OKAY, IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE BEEN ON MY OWN ALL SUMMER WHILE YOU HUNG OUT HERE! YOU DIDN'T EVEN WRITE! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT I WAS BEING FOLLOWED! YOU JUST SAT HERE ALL SUMMER PROBABLY HAVING A GOOD LAUGH AT ME! 'Oh, look at how much he's being embarrassed in the paper!' NO! JUST NO! I'M TIRED OF BEING LEFT OUT! FOR ALL I KNOW YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!"

"Uh, calm down please?" Said a distressed Ron.

"CALM DOWN?!" (guess who said it...)"WHY SHOULD I CALM DOWN?! IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT!"

Luckily for him, Dumbledore chose that moment to show up.

-Line Break Because It's a Perfect Cliffie-

Percy POV

After the Giant War, and the burning of the shrouds, where, for some reason, Leo's refused to burn, I went back to my cabin with Annie where we sat on my bed and cried until 2AM, or whatever time it was when we passed out. A couple months passed, trying to get back into the swing of things, (A/N pretend ToA never happened, it's irrelevant to this story)and one day Cabin Nine found a weird radar thingie, which appeared to show the location of Happy Dragon. Just to see if it would work, they turned it on. A few hours later, I had left to train new campers, they came and dragged Annie and I to the Big House. It turned out that Festus was headed our direction, and if the readings from the other radars were right, Happy was toting a person who loked suspiciously like Bad Boy Supreme, and someone else who I vaguely recognized.

Skip Punchline. Obviously Leo got his podex kicked as the butt of the joke

After we finished punching Leo and apologizing to Calypso, a certain UPS driver crossed the border into camp. For a minute, I wondered if it was a repeat of the lost pizza delivery guy, but my hopes of free packages were dispelled-Ooh, look, a big word. Annie will be proud-when the delivery man grew twenty feet tall.

"Hello," Hermes boomed, "Now that Leo is back," You knew he was alive!? I thought, "We would like to summon the Seven, Nico di Angelo, Thalia Grace, Calypso, and Reyna Ramirez-Arellano to Olympus. Those of us who don't like our names, *cough* Thalia *cough* Reyna *cough* scowled.

Hermes flashed the aforementioned heroes to Olympus.  Oh, look at me with the big words again.  We all bow, and Zeus stands up.

"We have decided to make all of you gods." he says, "Thalia Gr-" he stops at her glare, "please come forward. We have decided to grant you godhood. Your domains will be archery, lightning, and maidenhood." He zaps her with a bolt of power. "Besides that, you are to be blessed by all the Olympians, Hestia, and Hades." They all zap her, and she falls unconscious. "She will have all the powers a child of any of those gods would, along with all of her powers from her domain. Reyna, please come forward."

Bellona came forward also. "Because of your bravery, I am appointing you minor goddess of Roman heroes, and permanent praetor to the legion." She says, "On top of that, the rules do not apply to you, and you may interfere in any way with Roman demigods as they are part of your domain." She zaps Reyna, and she joins Thalia in the land of the unconscious.

"Percy Jackson, please come forward." Says Zeus, "We have decided to grant you one wish, unless you would like godhood." Athena smirks, as if knowing something about me.

"I would like Hades and Hestia to have thrones on the Council." I say. Athena actually grins a little at this.

"Granted" Says Zeus. "Would Calypso and the rest of the Seven, excluding Annabeth Chase, please step forward." Hestia and Hades sit in their new thrones. "On behalf of the Olympian Council, these six are now proclaimed the god of demigods. Each of you will retain your powers and be your own god or godess, but you can share a consciousness and body if you wish. You will also recieve the same blessings as Thalia." They all got zapped and passed out. "Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase, please step forward." Says Athena. "We are granting you both godhood."

"But-" I start.

"Fourteen is a bad number." She says. "As there are now fourteen Olympians because of your wish, we must grant you godhood as a part of the Council. Your domains will be hurricanes, loyalty, and Greek demigods. Annabeth's will be books and the love of knowledge. Both of you will recieve the same blessing as the rest. You may refuse, but then you will lose my daughter eventually, and you can help Camp Half-Blood indefinitely as an immortal, replacing Dionysus. Your choice."

"I accept" I say, defeated. Annabeth and I are zapped with power, and the last thing I see is Nico stepping forward.

Nico POV

"Nico, come forward." Says Zeus, "We are appointing you god of funerals, peaceful death, hellfire, shadows, and punishment before death. You will recieve the same blessing as the rest, and one person may join you as with the six. They will add their preexisting domain to your list if they are a demigod."

"Will." I say. The gods zap me and I black out.

A/N you guys like it? I cross posted it on FFN, so it'll be a few chapters at once then slow down.  And I'll try to avoid lengthy A/Ns lol.