Harry Potter One-Shots

Family Bonding (Drarry)

Draco's P.O.V.

  Harry and I have been friends since the end of fourth year. I was one of the only people that believed him so he didn't really have anybody else and from then on we were great friends. That is until the begining of sixth year when he caught me wanking and moaning his name. But that's a different story.

   It's been five years since we got together hat day and it's Christmas time. And Christmas means the three F's.  Food, fun, and family bonding. Every year mother and I always have some type of competition, but the competitions aren't normal competitions. They're really wierd competitions, for example this year we are going to have a farting contest.

   Although Harry's been having Christmas with us since fourth year, he still doesn't know about our 'family tradition'. I don't want him to know so I make sure to do it before he wakes up on Christmas morning, which is normally around eleven o'clock. So every Christmas, mother and I wake up at ten in the morning and have our little competition and have tea until Harry wakes up.

   Like I said today we were going to be having a farting contest, which will probably be one of the funniest ones we've done. So for this one one of us will fart, then the other one will, and it keeps going like that until one of us can't fart. I started with a loud fart, then mother goes, then I go again. It continues on like that for about another ten minutes.

   Once again, it's her turn and instead of farting, she gasped and something really stunk. For a second I wondered what it could be but then I thought about what could go wrong during a farting contest. I came to the obvious conclusion that mum shit herself, but why? Then I remembered that when she gasped she was looking behind my, most likely at the doorway. So I turned around.

   In the doorway I saw the one and only, Harry James Potter. I don't know how to explain this to him or what to explain to him. I honestly don't know how much of it he saw. Just knowing that he saw any of it is embarrassing enough. If I wasn't before I know that I am now a very deep shade of red. Does he even want to know what was going on? All of a sudden, I know exactly what to do.

Harry's P.O.V.

   I opened my eyes and immediately shut them. I tried to go back to sleep but after like five minutes I have up and just sat up in bed. But instead of sitting there like a rock, I remembered it's Christmas so I went to the living room. I think it's a family tradition or something but every Christmas I find Draco and Narcissa in the living room drinking tea.

   When I walk into the living room I don't see what I expected. In the living room I see Narcissa and Draco with no tea but standing in the middle of the  room. At first I wonder what they're doing but all of a sudden Draco farts really loudly. Then Narcissa sees me and I'm not sure but I think she did a little more than fart.

   That was really wierd and unexpected, definitely not what I thought I'd wake up to. But then what stops my train of thought is a little moving thing I see through my blurred vision. Then I remember that I grabbed my glassed but never put them on so I decided to do that. But when I put them on I got kind of scared because I saw Draco staring at me dead in the eye.

Draco's P.O.V.

   "Hey," I tried to sound as if I had not just had a farting competition with my mother and as if she had not just shit her pants.
  He stared at me for a couple of seconds, then replied with a slow, "... Hi." We continued to stare at each other and the state was only broken when Harry looked behind me.

    Until right now I had completely forgot that mother was there. Then something came to.me, I know what mother did but does he?
   "What's going on?" He asked in a sort of worried tone. I didn't know what to say, anything I could say would probably sound really wierd so I answered with the best thing I could think of.
   "Family bonding." It kind of came out as a question but I think it's ok. Harry responded with something very wierd and  one hundred percent unexpected.
   "I KNEW IT!"

Sorry it took so long but here is the second chapter. Comment what I should do next.

   ~~ Drarry_shipz out ~~