drv3 chat fic 😳

ch1

Kokichi added 15 students into chat -

Kokichi : HELLO ALL
Shuichi : why are we here?
Kokichi: coz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ryoma left the chat -
- kokichi has added ryoma into the chat -
Kokichi : wait hes straight

-Kokichi has removed ryoma from the chat-
-shuichi has added ryoma to the chat-
Maki: I fucking hate you all
-Maki left the chat-
kaede: oh?
Kokichi added maki to the chat -
Kokichi : you cant escape (ง'̀-'́)ง
Maki : i'll kill you
Kokichi: Not if i do it first
Maki: what
Kaito: what.
Kirumi: is there a purpose for this?
Kokichi : you guys are SO MEAN (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ') i just want to talk to you guys more <3
Maki: no
-Maki left the chat-
Kokichi: ok FINE leave i dont care anyway
-Shuichi added Maki to the chat -
Shuichi : if i have to stay we suffer together

Tenko; Is himiko in the groupchat???!!!
Himiko: sadly...
Tenko: HIMIKO!! HI!!! 🥺✨💕🧚‍♀️
Himiko; k
Rantaro : *lets play 8ball*
Kokichi; Ah young lesbians in love, a beautiful sight (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃
Tenko : do we have to stay in a chat with the males???
Shuichi: We aren't ALL like Kokichi
Korekiyo : Greetings
Rantaro: Kiyo yo
Gonta : 🐛🦋🐌🐜🦟🦗🕷
Tsumugi: Hello!! >//<
Kaede: who taught gonta the emojis..?
Kokichi : :)
Kokichi: :(
Kokichi: :o)

Kiibo: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

Miu: HNNNGGGGGGG UGH I WANNA BE PINNED AGAINST A WALL AND FUCKED SENSELESS!!
Shuichi: ...
Tsumugi: wrong chat miu none of us will do that
Kaede: Miu did you program the bee movie script into Kiibo?
Kokichi: I'll do it if i get paid! *^*
Tenko: you are the gayest man to ever set foot on this planet, how much money would that horny excuse of a woman have to pay you to do that!!!???
Miu: yes that among many other things 🤤🤤
Kiibo: my "penis" is huge according to statistics i've gathered
Kokichi: I KNEW IT
Shuichi: ohmygod
Kaito: im not even going to ask..
Maki: .
Korekiyo: Is this how group chats are meant to be? I don't find the appeal in such a thing to be quite honest with you.
Himiko: Sorry what did i miss i fell asleep.. Nyehh
Rantaro: just ride the vibe
Miu: i know something else you'll ride if you get my gist ;)
Kiibo: I do not "get your gist" Miu, please elaborate?
Korekiyo: i must admit neither do I. Feel free to elaborate Iruma.
Kokichi: NISHSISHSIUSISIS YOU FOOLS!!
Shuichi: Don't you dare Kokichi.
Kokichi: MEAHAHAHHAHAH *insert gay evil laugh*
Kaede: Uh.. insert what evil laugh?? Did you really just type that in text..
Kokichi: w
Kokichi: This isnt't about me Kaede ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
-Maki has left the chat -
-Kaito has added Maki to the chat-

Ryoma: i just shoved a tennis ball up my ass
Angie: NO!!! ATUA DOES NOT APPROVE!!
!♡'･ᴗ･'♡
Kokichi : sounds fun ;)
Kiibo; Please no one has explained what Miu was implying, I am very confused
Kirumi: Please nobody explain.
Korekiyo: I think i understand i'd rather not know.
Rantaro: Yeah man 😌🤟🏼that wasnt cool of you miu
Tsumugi: ... all that aside.. Is there a real reason for this chat kokichi. I find it hard to believe you'd just make a chat as nice as it is.
Kokichi: ugh ok mastermind what the fuck do u want from me !!!
Tsumugi: are you talking about my Junko cosplay? It's true i wear it a lot..
I must admit i do kin her.
Kaede: lets not get into cosplay lore now...
Nagito: NHSBSHHSHS FILL ME WIT UR HOPE HAJIME
Nagito: oh wrong chat sorry
Shuichi : who.. Who added him?
Kokichi: the world is full of surprises !!
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Kokichi: dont you think.. Its time for some nicknames.. !!
Maki: dont you dare.
Korekiyo: I'd prefer if you left our names in their normal state.
Ryoma: Please let us get in
Don't lock us away
We're not like what you're thinking
We are poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Rantaro: yoooo is that the bite of 87
Ryoma: yoooo
Kaito: ..
Korekiyo: I wont even ask.
Rantaro: its ok man ill explain the fnaf timeline during sex <3
Korekiyo:
Korekiyo: Do not make jokes like that.
Angie: homosexuality !what an interesting thing!
Miu: Foxy costume stays on during sex
Kiibo: yeah sure hope it does
Kiibo; what
Kiibo: Miu what
Kiibo: how did you do that i did not do that??
Miu: Its the power of the foxy suit man
Kiibo: can i have a foxy suit?
Tsumugi: i could probably arrange that!
Miu: Hey he asked me bitch
Shuichi: i am.. Not involved in this..
-Kokichi changed Shuichi's name to "'hello not involved ,im gay" -
- Kokichi changed "hello not involved ,im gay"s name to "My future husband ❤️🙈" -
My future husband ❤️🙈: i'm not pegging you tonight now
Kokichi: NOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
-Kokichi changed Rantaro's name to "fucking stoned" -
fucking stoned: 4/20 blaze it yoo
-Kokichi changed Korekiyo's name to "is fucking stoned" -
fucking stoned: oh
Is fucking stoned: I demand you change it back this instant.
Miu: damnnnnnn
Is fucking stoned: Kokichi i am not playing around.
fucking stoned; just go with the flow brooooo if we fuck we fuck and i live by that
-Kokichi changed Miu's name to " Horny Bitch"-
Horny Bitch; did he lie?? did he stutter??
Kaede: Maki hasnt talked in a while..
Kaito; it's ok she's round mine, we're watching a movie
Kokichi: EW STRAIGHTS EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

-Kokichi changed Kaito's name to "breeder"-
breeder: i'll take that as a complement.
Kokichi: its not one

-Maki changed Kokichi's name to "shut the fuck up"-
Maki: i can change names too , huh.
shut the fuck up: damn. shots fired
my future husband 🙈❤️: ha suck it
shut the fuck up: no i suck u shumai!!
Fucking stoned: smooth
Horny bitch: i dont need ur sex life. The only important one is mine.
-Shut the fuck up changed  Tsumugi name for "Demonia platform boots" -
-Shut the fuck up changed Maki's name to "Breeder 2.0" -
-Shut the fuck up changed Tenko's name to "leave himiko alone"-
Leave himiko alone: thats it
Leave himiko alone: Kokichi next time i see you its on sight
Gonta: 🦟🐜🦂🕷🦗🐌🐌🦂🦂🐜🦟🐜🦂🦂🕷🦗🦂🐌🐌🦟🦟🐌🦂🦂🕷🦋🦋🦂🦂🐜🐜🦟🦟
Shut the fuck up : shut the fuck up
Fucking stoned: nice
-Is fucking stoned has left the chat-
fucking stoned: since he left and can't deny i can confirm he has a big dick
horny bitch: what measurements we talking here
Fucking stoned: you think i get a ruler out every time???
Horny bitch; yeah i do?? don't you write it down in ur sex notebook??
Fucking stoned: oh to be miu iruma. What a life that would be.
Fucking stoned: kiyo texted me and asked me to add him back one sec
-Fucking stoned added 'is fucking stoned' into the chat -
Kaede: ha. nice cock
my future husband 🙈❤️: KAEDE???
Kaede: lol
Is fucking stoned: I have decided to leave once again.
Fucking stoned: dont you dare i wont add you back
Is fucking stoned: ok
-Is fucking stoned left the chat -
Fucking stoned : i lied
-Fucking stoned added 'is fucking stoned' to the chat-
Kiibo: well
Shut the fuck up: heyyyy rantaro lying is myyy thingggg ಠ_ಠ
Ryoma:
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Friendship is magic!
I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me
Kaede: im .. going to go to sleep now could you guys stop blowing up my phone
Breeder2.0: agreed
Shut the fuck up: turn ur notifs off u pussy
breeder: .
-breeder has removed shut the fuck up from the chat-
Kirumi: desperate times come to desperate measures
Is fucking stoned: indeed, goodnight all.
Fucking stoned: night kiyo
demonia platform boots: goodnight everyone!!