"Good morning, babe!" Will said brightly.
"W-what?" Hannibal said in a very groggy voice.
"I got us some breakfast!" Will said.
Oh no
"What did you get, Will?" Asked Hannibal suspiciously. Hannibal was becoming very worried now, since Will couldn't cook for shit and since Will always got food from the shittiest restaurants (for example, Olive Garden).
"Don't worry, silly, you'll love it!"
"Ok," Hannibal sighed, and continued, "I'm trusting you, Will," he groaned and got up out of bed. After changing his clothes, he went downstairs with Will.
"Close your eyes, Hanni," Will ordered. Hannibal obeyed; Will took Hannibal by the arm and lead him to the island counter in the kitchen.
"Keep 'em shut, Hannibal, and take a seat, " Hannibal did as he was told, and he soon heard the rustling noise of cheap plastic bags. He groaned.
"It'll taste yummy, trust me," Will said, and ruffled Hanni's fluffy murder hair. Hannibal raised his none-existant eyebrows.
Will placed the plastic bag in front of Hannibal, and took out the food.
"Can I open my eyes now, Will?" The cannibal asked impatiently.
"One sec, be patient, grasshopper!" Will chuckled and got the last of the bag's contents (which were plastic plates) out and onto the counter.
"You can open 'em up now!" Will said excitedly.
Hannibal screeched, "McDonald's? I thought you loved me!"
"I do! And that's why I bought you McDonald's with my own money!"
Hannibal sighed, a long, loud, crestfallen sigh.
"What am I going to do with you, Will?" Hannibal muttered under his breath.
Will shrugged and bit into his chicken wing, "Do you want some?"
"No, but thank you for offering," Hannibal covered his faced with his hands.
"Have you ever ate McDonald's?" Will implored. Hannibal shook his head, no.
"Well, how do you know you don't like it?"
"It smells awful."
"So does blue cheese, but it still tastes good!" Will continued, "it wouldn't hurt to try some, at least a French frie!"
Hannibal whimpered and reached over to Will's plate for a frie. He took a bite.
"Mmmm!! This actually tastes good!"
"I know, right!?" Said Will excitedly. He reached inside the bag and took out some sweet 'n sour sauce and some ketchup packages.
"Try them with these, oh, and try your burger!"
"I will! Who knew that greasy take-out food could be so delicious???" Hannibal said, and dipped a frie into some ketchup.
"I love you, Will," Said Hannibal.
"And I love you, Hanni," said Will.
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McDonald's for breakfast - A Hannigram One-shot
FanfictionWill tries to make Hannibal breakfast, but ends up failing.