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Hannah walked to the froyo section of the store and ate so much she exploded. But then she regenerated because she's part of the X-Men and they can do that. Along with Hannah, her friends and Jay-Z created the new and improved X-Men. Sure, they weren't as talented, smart, or cool as the original team of X-Men, but they're...

Jay Z explained to Hannah who else would be part of their team. "It'll be you, Naomi, Marissa, Kyle, Lacey, and most importantly... Biam."

Joe stepped out from a nearby isle. "Aren't almost all of those people dead? How are they supposed to become part of your little 'X-Men' thing if they're dead? They can't come back to life because that doesnt happen in real life, it's unrealistc. Blah, blah, blah. I'm a winey doofus."

"I DO WHAT I WANT!" Jay Z shouted. He swifty brought his foot to Joe's throat and pushed him up against the glass doors infront of the milk. Jay Z lifted his leg higher, bringing Joe with him. Joe struggled to fill his lungs and soon passed out and died.

"Now he's one I won't bring back." I- I mean Naomi- stated.

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"Ha, bro, remember when that dude murdered us!" Biam was snuggled up together on the couch while watching Brokeback Mountain.

"Yeah, I almost married that fool!" Benn replied.

Liam craned his neck towards Benn with a confused expression on his face. "Wait, wha-"

"NOTHING!" Benn quickly cut him off. "I'm glad we finally admitted that we loved each other."

"When did we do that?" Liam asked.

"Right now. Love you, bro."

"Yeah total homo, but what did you mean you almost married-" Liam was cut off by Marissa falling through the ceiling and into their living room.

"X-MEN BITCHES!" She yelled.

Biam turned to each other and sighed. "Yeah, X-Men, bitches." They said in unisin.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 30, 2014 ⏰

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