So uh ima like put all my problems here bc writing is like a tHerApIsT because my weird body cant say anything other than idk when sat down and asked questions sjdksdjhfjkd
d00d I've cried so much a pimple has sprouted-
oh hahhahhahahhhhhahahahhah i wanna watch IT so bad
lmao these aren't problems these are just random thoughts in my head
how many people know jack Dylan grazer here (other then lizabet cuz i talk to much about him to u im sorry-)
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omfg this is bootiful sorry ill get back to the real deal now
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THATS MY NAME THATS MY AGE THATS MY SHIRT
*meanwhile Eddie in the background having a Pikachu surprised face*
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from what i hear, the list is longer than my wAnG
that's not saying much
ima re act a scene from it i learned by heart even though i haven't watched the movie-
Stanley: *points around* That's poison ivy, and that's poison ivy
Eddie: *walks up to stanley*
Stanley: and that's poison ivy
Eddie: Where? w-where's the poison ivy?
Stanley: *keeps pointing*
Richie: No where, not every fucking plant is poison ivy, stanley
*all of them near the sewer*
Eddie: Okay, well, I'm starting to get itchy, now and im pretty sure this is not good for my-
Richie: do you use the same bathroom as your mother?
Eddie: *silence for a second* sometimes, yeah
Richie: then you probably have cRabS
Eddie: that's so not funny
*bill and Richie are in the sewer*
Richie: *turns around*
Eddie and Stanley: *standing outside and looking around*
Richie: aren't you guys coming in?
Eddie: nu uh, *points* It's grey water
Richie: what the hell is grey water?!
Eddie: it's basically... piss and shit im just telling you!
Bill: *flashes torch on some water*
Eddie: you guys are splashing around in... millions of gallons of Derry pee
Richie: *raises a stick covered in sewer water to his nose*
Eddie: what are you, are are you serious? what are you-
Richie: doesn't smell like caca to me senior
Eddie: okay, I-I can smell that from here
Richie: it's probably just your breath wafting back into your face
Eddie: *inhales and raises hand* HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A STAPH INFECTION?!
Richie: oh ill show you staph infection! *turns around*
Eddie: its so unsanitary
Stanley: *rolls eyes*
Eddie: your literally this is literally like swimming inside of a toilet bowl right now, I mean have you ever heard of lysteria-
Richie: *throws some drenched garbage at eddie*
Eddie: AAAAHHHHHO
im too lazy to understand what Eddie is saying after that-
some time after:
Richie: well how do you think betty feels, running around these sewers with only one friggin shoe!
