The Tales Of A Virgo

Long Time No See

Yes, yes I know I haven't written anything on here in a while it's just I've gotten really busy throughout the school year so don't hurt me., but now it's summer! (yay?) yes I know I haven't typed on here in a millennium, I apologize but now I am back and better than ever and I have a few things I'd like to talk about.

warning: vulgar language and pettiness

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So this summer I am in the production of Shrek The Musical, yes I know not that exciting but just a little insight. This thing kind of happened at lunch today and it didn't really bother me as it did others but I figured I would talk about it.

So over the summer many groups occupy the school including the theatre kids (us), the football team (mostly freshman), and Driver's Ed.

So (oops I'm saying so a lot sorry) a guy that is on our cast we will just call him Andy for the moment (idk?) so Andy did football and tech until his freshman year until he really started to like theatre so he gave up football and started to do choir and such. Well lets just say that didn't make the football team happy but it made him happy so who gives two flying fladoodles.

sorry

Throughout Andy's freshman year basically everyone made fun of him for doing theatre and I've already had my share so now it was his turn. That sounded really wrong but its true sadly. Andy never really stood up for himself and it really made some of us sad/furious. This was during the school year btw.

So flash forward to today at lunch, Andy was getting lunch and usually when we get lunch the football team does as well. So as Andy got his lunch and was coming to sit down he heard the football team talking crap about him and stuff about I quote "The only way you can do choir is if you're a female or a gay guy".

Well then, talk about rough.

Gay huh? Well last time I checked we're all straight and way hotter than y'all so back up. Plus we would rather have big dicks , than be a big dick.

Anyway, Andy sat down and told us and everybody was pissed. So this girl, which we are gonna call Amy? Amy went to one of the adults and told him, but he really can't do anything about it.

So I'm assuming they just kept talking crap about every one of us probably but it didn't get under my skin considering that no guy at that table has dated a girl no longer than a week. (boom). So like good citizens we tried being nice pretending like we didn't hear it, until we just got to the point where we started being shady as I don't know what a tree?! (btw tomorrow shit is going down)

So we were saying stuff like "They can't even squat that much", or "We always have a full audience whens the last time they had a full stadium" and yeah we were being petty. This proves that if you mess with the bull you're going to get the horns. So this message goes to out to anyone whether they are a theatre kid, football, or anything. If you ever make fun of another group/club you really might not wanna do that considering that you haven't been in each others shoes and most likely you both have your reasons not to be in that position. This could lead to many bad things like depression and yeah you just don't wanna do that so be respectful to one another eh?

Now this goes out to the football players (which won't read this but I'm doing it anyway). If you ever mess with another one of us ever again, heres a few words. First off, last time I checked I am pretty sure we are funded more money for our productions than you are for anything. Second, you are just sad that all the good people left the football team and all is left is pathetic sad fuckboys (excuse my language). Third of all, don't be sad that poor Andy left and that he is now on our side because he likes it (maybe thats an example of why you shouldn't knock it until you try it). Fourth of all, y'all are mostly making fun of us just because you guys haven't actually seen titties in your entire life as a teen (wow shocking). Finally, it's pretty sad how your Coach asked us "whens the show I'd love to see it!", now that right there is dedication my friend (and victory). Now I suggest you back the fuck up before one of your little asses gets out squatted by one of our puppeteers or drop kicked by one of dancers, which I would totally have the pleasure of doing.

Tootles,

-Dylan F.