High School 'Classic' (Bad Sanses x Classic Sans)

The Deal

Wrning: Puns will be included in this chapter if you don't like then please try to think of them as normal words. If you skip the chapter then you will be confused on later chapters. Please read all of them so you have a full understanding of the book.

These puns are targeted for people who know what Underfell is, although some of them one of them is about UNDERTALE. I'm sorry if you don't like. Enjoy this chapter.

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~Sans' POV~

It's been two days since I've told Undyne about Papyrus. I am currently hanging out with Lust, his the only one I can really trust in this school. I've also told him my problem with money. I only use dad's money for the bills.

Today I get my pay check. I was sick before I went to school and I missed my pay, and that's why I didn't have much to eat.

"So you get your pay check today, right?" Lust said while staring me straight, "also why do you keep your hood on all the time?"

"Never felt comfortable with people looking at my face," that was half true. The other reason is that I'm scared people will notice that I'm the 'lone wolf'. Someone just gave me that name and it caught on pretty quickly. I hate the name. I'm relived that I kept my hood on for every fight I've been in, because thankfully no one found out.

"After my shift do you wanna come over to my house?" It was a friday, and I usually have nothing to do because I wasn't really the type to make friends. I ripped out a peice of paper from my book. I had a pen in my poket for no apparent reason.

"Sure!" he replied rather ethusiastically, "what time and were do you live?" On the peice of paper I wrote my adress and my phone number.  I simply handed it to him. I was thinking for a sutible time for him to come over.

"Does six sound good?" he just noded his head. We both had science last period. We started walking early, because we didn't want to be late again. This school is definitely going to be diffrent from the others. I just remebered that I needed to get something from my locker. "I have to get something, I'll meet you at class." We just waved to each other and went our seperate ways.

I was just walking to my locker, nothing new unusual, just your normal teenage skeleton trying his hardest to avoid any attention. I've never understood popular kids, they try to gain attention instead of avoiding it. I could never cope with all the stares, what if you mess something up and embarrass yourself.

I shake those thoughts out of my head as I make it to my locker. I see something slip out of it. Did someone actually break into my locker? I just sigh as I get my dad's glasses and Papyrus' scarf out, or atleast try to. The scarf AND glasses were...GONE!? I was now looking everywhere in my locker. I took some things out. I could feel people staring at me from the back, but I didn't mind that right now. My DEAD brother's and dad's glasses/scarf was missing. Tears started to form on the corner of my sockets but no one could see because I had my hood on.

I just remembered the peice of paper that FELL out of my locker a few minutes ago. I close my locker and head to class. There were a few minutes till the bell. Everyone was avoiding me. I would to if I was them, because now I was beyond pissed. I enter my class calming down a bit, but the dark aura was still surrounding me. I was about to read what was on the paper but then the bell rang. This has turned out to be the WORST day of school in my whole school life.

~Lust's POV~

I was sitting in class waiting for Classic to get here. What's taking him so long? I couldn't help but question, I mean how long does it take to get something out of our locker. I'm starting to get worried. What if Nightmare's gang got to him, and are beating him up. Maybe he FELL and hurt himself. Suddenly I heard the door open, and I felt a dark aura surround the room. I thought it was Nightmare at first, but when I turned around to face him I saw...SANS!? Oh god he's angry. I don't think I've seen him this angry before, but I've only met him for two days so that's probably why.