Magic animal club entertainment

Jokes

Joke 1
"Waiter waiter, have you got frogs' legs?"
"Certainly , sir ."
"Then leap over the counter and get me a drink."

Joke 2
Q Why is six afraid of seven?
A. Because Seven eight nine

Joke 3
Q. Why do bees have sticky hair?
A. Because they have honey combs

Joke4
Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. Because he got tired of the hole business

Joke5
"Doctor doctor, I keep thinking. I'm a dustbin."
" don't talk rubbish"

Joke 6
" doctor doctor, I've lost my memory."
" when did this happen ?"
"When did what happen?"

Joke 7
Doctor : " do you talk in your sleep"
Vicar. : " no , but I talk in other people's."

Joke8
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A. Dam

Joke 9
Q. Can an elephant jump higher than a lamp-post ?
A. Yes. Lamp- posts can't jump

Joke 10
Q. What does the sea say to the sand?
A. Nothing it just waves