Chivalry of a Failed Knight: Dark Heart

Lunch with Stella/The Sword Eater

Me and Stella walked to the closest restaurant to eat lunch
Waiter-"so, what can I get for you today?"
Stella-"2 servings of steak, 1 serving of miso, two cans of soda, and three servings of fried pork chops"
Waiter smiled wryly
"A-Alright.......will that be it.....?"
Shirou-"yes, that will be it"

15 minutes later........
Waiter-"here's your 2 servings of steak, 1 serving of miso, two cans of soda, and three servings of fried pork chops. Enjoy!"
Without saying a word, Stella started to devour her food. I just picked up a plate of fried pork chops and eat LIKE A CIVILIZED PERSON

From now on, underlined sentences means characters thinking

After we finished our meal, I looked around and realized something
Shirou-"if my memory serves me right, this should be the restaurant where Ikki met Kurado Kurashiki in the anime...."
I turn to my left and saw Ayase (the blue hair girl in the anime that lost her dojo to Kurado) sitting alone
Kurado walks into the restaurant
"Ah, speak of the devil."

He walks up to Ayase
Kurado-"Yo, it's you Ayase"
She stared at him with her eyes wide open
Goon 1-"Hey it's Ayase!"
Goon 2-"We haven't seen you in for-ev-er! Hey gurl, what's up? Hahaha!"
Goon 3-"Hey! Don't ignore Kurado when he's talking to you!"

Shirou-"sigh, they are really getting on my nerves"
Stella-"i know right? People like him shouldn't even be allowed in here"

A goon overheard our conversation and slammed on our table
"Hey! If you got something to say, say it in front of our face!"
Stella-"you......"
Shirou-"sigh, Kurado was it? Could you tell your goons to shut the hell up? They are ruining my appetite"
Goon 3-"Whaaaaaaat? Who the fuck are you?!"
Goon 1-"someone wants to get his as kicked!"

Kurado looks at me
"You are a swordsman, aren't you?"
I looked at him with my pokerface
He smirks and grabbed a beer from another customer
"Hey that's my bad bro. Sorry to interrupt! I saw an old face so I just had to say hi"
He pours me a drink
"Let me offer you.......an apology"

Oh I see where this is going. I picked up the cup
Shirou-"sure, with pleasure"
He grabbed the beer and tries to smash it on my forehead, but I caught it
Kurado-"eh?"
Goon 1/2/3-"eh?"

My eyes glowed green
Shirou-"I'm sorry, did you just try to smash that beer bottle on my forehead?"
Kurado-"tch, so what if I did?"
Shirou-"let's take this outside. Meet me at the park in thirty minutes"
Goon 1-"Hey! Who do you think you a-"
Kurado-"Alright, I'm game"

Me and Stella stood up and started to walk out of the restaurant
"Better not chicken out, Kurado"
Kurado-"you little......"

After 30 minutes, Kurado and his goons showed up at the park
Goon 1-"I hope you are ready, cuz Kurado is gonna kick your ass!"
Shirou-*chuckles* "I would like to see him try"

Kurado-"a normal duel is way too boring, how about we make bets? If, sorry, WHEN I win, you are gonna hand over a gold bar"
I pulled out a gold bar out of my pocket
"Oh you mean these useless bars of metal that could literally be snapped in half? Ok"
I looked at him and smirked
"If I win, you need to transfer to Hagun Academy and join.........an organization of mine. I will take care of the transfer application and fee of course"

Goon 1-"Huh?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU A-"
Before he could finish his sent node, I sonido'd in front of him and kicked him in the guts
Shirou-"You know, I am really sick and tired of you interrupting me"

Kurado smirked
"Heh alright, let's get this over with. Orochimaru"
A giant snake emerges from the ground, Kurado grabbed its tail and the snake shrieked into a spiked sword made of bones
Shirou-"Bow down to your king, bring forth endless chaos, Zangetsu!"

Kurado-"I see, it's a first-class. THATS WHY I LOVE SWORDSMEN!"
He rushed at me and slashes his sword at me, but I countered it with my own sword one handed
Shirou-"your strength is impressife, but it's not enough"
I easily overpowered him and pushed him back

Kurado rushed at me again, we started our clash.
He went for a vertical swing while I went for a horizontal one, but it was only a bait.
I side-stepped, did a front flip, and slashed Kurado's back
"Is that all you got? I guess the name 'Sword Eater' is only for show afterall"
Kurado-"You are really ticking me off you know?!"
Shirou-"oh I know. Cero!"
Kurado-"urgh!"

He barely managed to block the blast, but his sword cracked a little bit
Shirou-"lets see how many blasts you can take before your swords shatters into pieces"
I made several balas mid air and launched them all at once
Kurado-"tch, troublesome bastard"
He managed to block some of them but most still landed
"Hah! You are no real swordsman! You might as well call yourself a caster-"
Shirou-"one sword style: Daishinkan"
Kurado spits out blood
Shirou-"wana repeat that?"

Kurado-"Gotta admit, you are pretty damn good! This is the first time that I got overwhelmed like this, but I'm afraid I have to end this now. Yamata-no-Orochi!"
Kurado moves his blades so fast that it seems like there are eight snake heads coming towards me at the same time
Shirou-"interesting! I will counter it with my strongest as well"
"I haven't acquired Starrk's spiritual energy yet so using this move will be quite draining"
I conjured a huge ball of spiritual energy on the tip of my blade
"Cero......Metralleta"

Kurado-"WHAT THE-"
He took on the full force of cero metralleta

Shirou-"I win"