Twelve Days of Larry. ls

Three French Hens.

(Dec. 27)

Ps, I wrote this on my phone because I'm at my cousins and I don't have my computer, it might have errors I'll correct later.
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harry was sat on the couch, watching tv. he flipped through the channels trying to choose one. he turned around as he heard the doors unlocking. louis than walked into their flat, carrying a box and a large bag. "hey babe."

"hi darling, where have you been?" harry asked.

"well, i have a little late christmas present for you." louis said from the kitchen.

"oh louis you didn't have to." harry giggled.

"oh but i did!" louis came out of the kitchen, holding a cardboard box. he plopped on the couch next to harry, with a large grin on his face. so large, that he had crinkles by his eyes.

"sooo... what did you get me?" harry asked.

"guess." louis smirked.

"louuuu..." harry groaned. "just tell me!"

"i'll tell you when you get it right." louis said. "now, guess."

"is it something that makes fun of me?"

"noooo."

"is it... something that i'll actually like?"

"now why would i get you something you wouldn't like?" louis asked.

"there was that time you got me a strawberry shortcake for my birthday..."

"what was wrong with that?!" louis said defensively.

"i'm allergic to strawberries!" harry exclaimed.

"strawberries aren't something you don't like, it's just something you can't have." louis pointed out.

"you ate every single bite of my birthday cake." harry crossed his arms and gave louis a fake sadness look. louis cooed internally because of the cuteness.

"it's not like you were going to eat it!" louis laughed. "man that cake was good.. anyways, keep guessing."

"ummm.... is it something that i'll use?"

"not really.... it's more something i'll use on you." louis opened the box and peeked inside. "it is in fact a dildo." louis said with a complete straight face.

"louis!"

"kidding, kidding!" louis laughed. "keep guessing!"

"ugh, i'm tired of guessing, can't you just-" harry was interrupted with a quiet meow. "...what was that?"

louis opened the box and took out a small, white with black spots, kitten. harry's eyes widened at the cuteness and carefully took the kitten from louis.

"awe, she's so cute and fluffy and small and where did she even come from? cutie-ness sugar island??" harry rambled as louis watched him with fond deep in his eyes. "what's her name?"

"milkshake."

"that makes her 20 times cuter!" harry exclaimed. harry pulled the kitten into a tight squeeze and louis grabbed milkshake from harry's hug.

"well she won't be anymore if she's dead!"

"sorry..." harry said in embarrassment. "thank you lou, for the present." harry leaned in and pecked louis on the lips.

"no problem.. whatever makes you happy shall be yours..." he said looking down, petting milkshake. "and if i had gotten you a dildo you would've loved it!"

"like i said, 'anything you get me will always be a great gift, just it coming from you.' "

"it'd be a great gift, because you'd let me use it on you every night until you go numb."

"louis! there's a baby in the room."

"you mean the kitten? for gods sake harry she can't understand us!" louis yelled. he then bent down close to milkshakes ear, and whispered. "right milkshake? you won't understand what's happening when you hear endless moaning as i'm fucking harry mercilessly against the wall tonig-" harry then grabbed the cat from louis and walked away.

"where're you going?" louis asked.

"to have this kittens ears washed!"

"they do that themselves styles."

"i meant washed with the story of the bible and jesus christ!" harry said before he shut the door of their bedroom.

louis shook his head and laughed a bit to himself. "god, i love that boy."

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okay so i know lou got him a kitten and the pic on the side/top is them with a puppy but all animals are adorbs and just idk larryyyyyyy.