I know this might not be canon but this is originally made for a friend so dont get upset in the comments please. :)
"This is such an honor, I knew I was good but I'm also perfect!" Mirage exclaims while looking in the mirror with his new heirloom. "Not again this is the third time today amigo." Octane shouted from the other side of the bathroom door. "Listen "amigo," it's all apart of my morning exercise so step off my turf.....my bathroom turf." Mirage says agitated, Mirage leaned his right hand on the sink in front of him and gently lifts up his heirloom with the other and stares at with all its glory. Before he could know it, his heirloom was vibing in the toilet while he made a thud off the ground. "No suena muy bien amigo." Octane presumes: Octane feels his stomach annoyed with him from the enchiladas he ate earlier and he starts to become agitated as well. Octane starts to slowly whisper to himself progressively becoming louder. "Can't cut the breaks on the Octrain, can't cut the breaks on the octrain, CAN'T CUT THE BREAKS ON THE OCTRAIN." Octrain starts to chant causing the whole drop ship to stair. "Skin suits." Revenant says. "Dasineun."
Crypto exclaimed in Korean while working on Hack (his drones name is Hack). "Bruddas please we've just woke up this happens almost every day!" Gabraltor remarks almost upset.
"NOW ARRIVING AT DROP ZONE." The drop ship declares.
Octane angrily stares at the bathroom door waiting an egotistical loud mouth to appear "I SWEAR IF YOU DONT COME OUT IM GOING TO CHOP OF YOUR LEGS SO YOU HAVE TO LOOK LIKE ME YOU IDIOTA." Octane starts outraging and begins too pound on the bathroom door with all his might. Mirage becomes impatient with his hairdo being a little off and strongly a swiftly opens the door. "Can I help yo-" Octanes firt has lunged itself into Mirages moneymaker "OW!" Mirage yelps, Octane forces his fist from an annoying face. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR CHIMICHONGA FRIEND?" Mirage questions, holding his blood red nose. "Listen here Johnny Cage" Octane starts "Next it'll be on purpose el loco!" "Listen here Oct...poo you need to calm down and degrade you ego for a second kid." Mirage argues. Octane is about to fiery rush this molestia when Lifeline cuts in. "Calm it sprout all 3 of us are a squad. "TU CHISTE!" Octane shouts, "Sorry I dont speak taco bud." Mirage exclaimed confused, "I'll be at the drop station." Octanes says enraged. Octane runs using his stim to the drop ship station giving Mirage one last glare. "Oh boy thisll be fun." Mirage mutters.
