We walked into the movie theatre and sat in our seats. I looked up as the movie started, I saw Kenny get up and switch seats with Cartman who was sitting next to me.
"Hey" he whispered
"Hi?"
"I know you told me to leave it alone but I need to know what happened..."
"Look Kenny- wait, you remember?" I raised my voice only to get shushed by random people
"Yeah" he looked dead serious
"Holy shit"
"Are you... an immortal?" He asked
"Well I can't die so I guess-"
"I have something to show you after the movie"
"Hah, Ive heard that before" I giggled
He let out a laugh and turned to watch the movie
When I turned to the screen they were CUTTING OPEN A $@?!#% AND THEN $#%!¿!€ IT WHILE farting on it? Well that's not as bad as I thought would end. But it was enough for me to have to turn my head to not gag, the rest was a blur but somehow I ended up burying my head in Kenny's arm for the rest of the movie.
Time skip
We got out of the building, I saw a trash can and ran to it, started puking my guts up. I pulled my head up to see Cartman laughing Kenny flipping him off and Kyle and Stan weren't there, then I realized I wasn't holding back my hair, I turned my head to see Kyle holding back my hair and Stan rubbing my back.
"Awwww you guys are the cutest" I said laughing
"AGHHGGCFSXGSGSH KEENY IM SORRAH"
I turned my head to see Kenny on top of Cartman
"It's fine ken-" I was interrupted by my own puke and decided to let them vibe
When I finished Kenny and Cartman were standing up Cartman looked like hell.
Time skip brought to you by my shitty writing attempts
We were walking down the street and we came to a crosswalk, Kenny went first I was about to step on but I heard someone blaring their horn
"KENNY!"
He was hit, I stood there frozen looking at his body
"Oh my god! Holy shit dude! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
A panic washed over me, I closed my eyes hoping it was a bad dream. Hoping I'd wake up in my apartment that none of this was true-
"Hey guys!" I heard from down the street
I opened my eyes and Kenny? I didn't hesitate I just ran and it would've been a cute moment but fucking ice decided nope! I slipped on the damn ice falling onto Kenny while trying to hug him and ended up crying hugging him on top oh him while he lyes on the cold ass ground
He laughed and hugged me back
"Are you like me?" I whispered while trying to stop the tears and help him up
"Yes, and you gotta watch the ice" he laughed
His laugh lit up the whole mood thats been going on my whole life
"Y-yeah" I chuckled
Stan Kyle and Cartman were standing there
"Dude." Stan said
"Y/N you act like he died" Kyle joked
"Yeah, get used to it he always does nmhp" Cartman said with a mouthful of cheesy poofs
Stan looked down at his watch
"Ugh I honestly don't wanna go home." He sighed
"Me neither"
"We can have a sleepover at my house!" Kyle said
"Sure" Kenny said
"Awesome! Thanks dude" Stan put his hand on Kyles shoulder
"I don't wanna go to that dirty Jew house!"
"Fuck you fatas-"
"Let's go to kyles house" I announced
"But guyyyyyyysssss"
"No buts. Cmon"
Time skip brought to u by Stan touching kyles shoulder
We got to kyles house but the whole time was we're walking there Cartman complained
"Hello! I'm kyles mom nice to meet you" a lady with red hair said
"And I'm kyles dad" a guy with brown hair yelled
"We're going to go upstairs now so have fun!"
"Jesus they were in a hurry" kyle said
"Their totally going to fuck."
Cartman, Stan and Kenny burst out laughing
"Y/N"
"Am I the only one who seen the present he had for kyles mom? And her lipstick was smeared, it was plain obvious"
"Oh my god" Kyle mumbled
Everyone stopped laughing and heard moans coming from upstairs
"AGHAGSGHAGAHAGAHV" everyone died of laughter
"Oh shit."
The laughter stoped
"What?"
"IKE" Kyle yelled
"Who?" I asked
"The little boy we're about to save"
"And just how are we going to do that?"
