love is sh*t! (larry stylinson)

chapter 2

A little Later, louis was taking a shit.

He was having trouble though.

It felt like days passed and still no sign of release.

"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" louis exclaimed, His face wincing with effort.

He made every effort in his little boy body to expel this demon thing from his womanly back side.

Just as louis was going in for another push..

Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Ahhhh!

"Well hello...louis" a seductive noise whispered from the doorway.

A shadowy person stood leaning against the door frame. His deep, sensual voice which louis knew immediately. His mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from his face and groinal area.

"harry... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?"

He appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower.

However he couldn't with louis near by....they were like family now.harry was like his Brother.

Any sane person would never allow their own brother to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!"

"Oh I felt dirty from questing all day...ya ever feel dirty louis?"

"Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" louis shrieked, He became so immensely worked up he cleaned his colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence he just unleashed, who cares? harry heard though, and giggled like a adorable baby girl laugh. It sent tingles all up louis's spine.

"Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, louis..."

louis was not shy, at all. He defeated Eleanor and blew up her evil machines for Christ's sake! and now he suddenly found himself speechless. Was he going to see his metaphorical brother literally naked? Little did he know, that was merely a sprinkle on the banana split of carnal pleasures that was to come.

"..the shy and excitable one." said harry finishing the sentence he started earlier.

"Wh-what the..." and before louis could send the third word out of his mouth..

..harry's towel dropped to the floor,setting his swingy bits free into the mist of the shower.

louis noticed everything on him instantly. His lick-able figure,his hypnotically wide middle leg and the Large Duke blue colored birth mark on his rear, which made him feel awkward.

Still, the sight of his near perfect body caused louis's penis to become very hard. It stood ere.ct and proud, pointing straight towards the mighty heavens.

"hehe oh my louis...you're more impressive than I thought."

"uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks harry, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through his head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before him spoke otherwise. Him shapely body was everything louis could want in something to wank to. Yet did family like relationship matter?..

...

...

Or...did it make it better?

But just as louis was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from.

pimp daddy burst into the toilet!

"What are you too upto?"

"Err..nothing" said louis as he causally slipped his pants back on.

harry, who louis didnt notice, picked up his towel and backed out slowly.

"Really?"

"I was just having a shit...see?" louis gestured to his shit.

"Oh, thats a shit all right! One hell of a shit!

Ok, if your done we better go"

So louis put his other pants on and left. He had a serious case of blue balls, but at least his anus didnt feel so bad now.

As he walked out harry whispered one word. A word fall of hope.

"Later"

louis Giggled.

Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice.

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- pimp daddy