Campfire Song

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Andy: well uh to recover from that how about a happier Multiverse-
Tylie: The Campfire Song
Andy: wha-
Tylie: The Campfire song
Andy: Ok Ok jeez
Tylie: but first
Tylie clapped her hands and hawks appeared with chicken nuggies and other heroes

They started up the universe to show Class 1-A around a campfire
Kaminari:Come on grab some Ambrosia and let The Nector flow!
Kami:What are they doing??
Mina:heyy that's a waste of food! Does it suck ft that much??
Deku:why is everyone scraping part of there plate into the fire???..Is the food here really that bad?
Mina:THANK YOU!
Kaminari:Offering to the Gods. Its not enough that they're omnipotent and all-poeerful,they need to feel appreciated.To the gods! Kaminari said In a sarcastic Voice
Mina:ooooo a Sarcastic Kaminari? not Good.
To the Gods!
The class said just as Sarcastically
The screen lit up again Showing class 1-A around a campfire
It then zoomed in on a stressed out looking Kami and Jirou playing a guitar
Kami:oh it couldn't be worse When your parents run the universe The Irritation Practically dripping off His face
:-oh it couldn't be worse When your folks run the universe
Uraraka:weird is it me or does Kami seem Annoyed?
Sato:yeahhh it's kinda weird
Kami:My Dad's Hermes

Hawks:Hermes? Sounds like Herpes-

He messagers things you'll know his sign by those shoes with those wings! Hawks appeared in a bubble beside a happy looking Kami
Hawks :oh another child for me to collect?

Tokoyami stood behind him shaking his head mouthing 'don't do it there's no escape'

Andy:Play!

I wait by the phone but the phone never rings Oh.the screen transitions from a happy 6 year old  Kaminari a hand on his head to Kaminari age 12 with bags under his eyes to A 14 year old Kaminari bags still under his eyes to A 15 year old Kaminari a small smile on his face And finally Kaminari now 16 singing as lighting flashed behind him

Sato:I know this is sad but the lighting looks cool.

Mina:yeah!

Hawks:was I not a good father?

Nemuri:Oof hA-

Mina and Kiri showed up behind him
Mina: it's funny cause it's true

Iida:Mina it is not Appropriate to Say that about this situation
Tylie:Iida Please!

Kaminari:When your dad's a god, life can be tough I met the guy once, and once was enough
The screen shifted from a silhouette of All might to Denki's Disstressed face the screen went back showing All might head to the side smiling and Back to Denki's tired face
Deku:Is he ok?
Katsuki:Yeah it's just Daddy issues
Tsuyu:Oh hey Bakugou talking to Midoriya normally
Bakugou:Shut up Frogface....

Kami:YO BAKUGOU
Katsuki looked over at him arms crossed as a picture Of Matsuki appeared in a bubble beside him in Armor
Katsuki:My mom's Athena She's Smart and she's wise
Mitsuki:Damn Fucking right
Masaru: Dear please-

In a bubble apeared bread then a Dick being Ex-d out
She's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guys
But if she came to camp, it'd be a surprise
Oh no
A clip of smol Bakugou appeared Quickly shifting to the pissed off Bakugou everyone knows

Uraraka:Awwwwwwww
Kiri:so Manly-
Most of the audience were gushing and cooing at the kid bakuchild as his parents Showed pictures while Bakugou Sunk in his seat
Bakugous:F👀king extras...

Oh noooo Kiri and Mina appeared behind him
Katsuki:Oh, and my stepmom, she hates me, and my dad works all day
So I left Virginia and I ran away
The screen showed Jirou Playing the guitar and Deku looking towards the group and went back to Bakugou doing the neck threat thingy and finally to Bakuchild with a backpack along with Kirishima(?) Carrying a could be better Kaminari on his back
Mitsuki:wait what about My husband?-
Mimi:Ay don't look at me-

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