Bearquarter's Toy Story 3

Chapter 4: New Home

In one of the boxes, the toys peek out as they're carried down a hallway.

"See any kids?" Dani asks.

"Boy howdy, keep it cool, Dani." Sid the snitch said.

"Where is she taking us?!" Toothless excitedly said.

The Box is placed on a counter as the Receptionist departs. In the box, the Toys step up and jostle for a view.

"Look!" Cindy said in awe.

"Woah!" Arnold then said.

"Holy toledo!" Ford then said.

"What?! What is it?!" Toothless excitedly said.

They were in awe of what they saw, an idyllic day care classroom, filled with the happy bustle of four- and five-year-olds, playing with toys - dinosaurs, a Baby Doll doll, a Teddy bear, a Dipper doll, a boy plush the size of a teddy bear. As well as a life sized Aku stuffed toy. The Toys stare, agog by this as Toothless jockeys for a peek.

"Is this the part where Soos would've fainted?" Mabel said, shocked and impressed.

"I am on it." Harold said, before proceeding to faint on top of Edmund.

"She didn't mean faint on top of him!" Ford said, annoyed.

"I can't see!" Toothless hastily said, not knowing that he's stepping on Harold. Poor thing.

"Get off of me!" Harold said, angrily.

A bell rings. A supervisor opens the playground door as the kids get ready to play on the playground for recess.

"Okay, everyone, recess! C'mon!" The teacher said, playfully.

The kids cheer and flood out on the playground. The Teacher turns off lights, shuts the door behind her.

The room is still. The Toys speak sotto.

"So, what should we do?!" Gene then said.

"I have an idea, where's the exit? We gotta get back to Trent's house!" Sherman said.

"Forget the exit, man!" Gerald then said. "This is our new life!" Gerald then said.

"Careful, these toys might be jealous of new toys!" Jimmy jokingly said, referring to when Jimmy made Sherman jealous when he was Trent's new toy.

"Don't remind me." Sherman chuckled nervously.

"So, what's next for everyone?" Cindy #2 said.

"Anywhere to have fun is fine by me as long as it's away from that brat." Cindy said.

"It's my turn! Lemme see!" Toothless then said. Toothless presses in. The Toys react with surprise as the whole box tilts and falls off the counter - SPLAT! The Toys spill out as the box fell. They look up and were surprised by what they saw.

The toys were amazed by what they saw in the daycare, this has sure been one whacky day for our heroes, one moment they're on the curb, and a now, they're in a Daycare palace.

"Cindy?" Carl Wheezer asks.

"Yes?" Cindy asks, smiling.

"What's the opposite of Wubba Lubba Dub Dub?" Carl Wheezer said, smiling.

Around the room, as the got up, they saw the daycare toys, now moving with no owners in sight, looking at them in surprise.

"New Toys!" An Sesame Street toy exclaimed. The day-care toys cheered as Trent's toys got up and greeted the other toys. Even Sherman, Penny, Edmund and Ford were impressed by this. Sherman, on the other hand, isn't too fond of this daycare idea.

Cindy shakes hands with a Animaniac toy by the name of Yakko.

"Well, howdy! Glad to meetcha!" Cindy then said.

"Well, howdy yourself, how do you do?" Yakko then said.

Jimmy extends his hand to another toy. Jimmy crossed paths with another Boy Genius toy. He has curly red hair, He wears a pair of glasses that appear semi-circular at normal times, but when he widens his eyes, the tops of them round out. He wears a little white lab coat with black buttons on it. He also wears purple gloves, and a pair of black rubber zipper boots. Occasionally he may or may not wear a pair of black pants that match his boots. This toy's name was Dexter.

"Jimmy Neutron, at your service." Jimmy then shook Dexter's hand.

"My name is Dexter." Dexter replied, speaking like a millionare industrial business owner playboy that's secretly. "I feel as if we've met."

"Perhaps in another dimension." Jimmy joked.

"Is it me or does Jimmy sound like Henry Cavill and Dexter sounds like Ben Affleck?" Libby whispered to Helga.

"So? Bearquarter wanted to make a deliberate in-joke about Batman v. Superman. Henry Cavill plays the role of Superman and Ben Affleck plays the role of Batman." Helga said, unknowingly breaking the 4th wall.

"Kind how Helga is voiced by Joan Cusack in this fanmake." Stinky then said. "I mean Helga sounds like Joan when she was little."

Gene, SpongeBob, and Pacifica shake hands with an Octopus toy by the name of Squidward. Toothless laughs, circled by adoring little dragons.

A rich boy action figure helps Dani get up. This toy had brown hair green eyes, buck teeth, and he wears a red robe (with the letter "E" on it), black pants, and spats.

"Oh, thank you!" Dani then said.

"Thank you for your appreciation." Eustace then said, speaking like a high class citizen of another country while Dani reached for his bicep. "Oh,, sure, help yourself...."

He flexes obligingly. She feels his arm, and giggles. Gumball looks on. He flexes his own arm. It sags.

A Crane toy circles the Eds. Ed gazes up, rapturous.

"Woah! It's the claw!" Ed exclaims.

"It's nothing like the one back at the place they call "Dave and Busters"." Eddy then said.

After hearing some honking, the Toys turn to see a Tonka Truck race forward, then backs up in a quick 180 arc, revealing a Teddy Bear Sized plush toy. He wears a pink hat which matches his shirt, and has blue pants and shoes. His hair is colored brown. He is named Timmy Turner. Timmy taps a Tinker Toy cane and the truck bed rises, "dumping" him out. Like Bob Hope stepping off the links in Palm Springs, Timmy exudes an easy, cheerful charisma.

"Well, hey there! I thought I heard new voices! Welcome to Smileshine Daycare, folks! I'm Timothy Turner! But, please, call me Timmy!" Timmy then said, speaking like a sly businessman.

"The name's Jimmy, Jimmy Neutron." Jimmy then said, offering a handshake. Timmy then grabs Jimmy, lifts him in a smothering hug.

"First thing you gotta know about me is that I'm a hugger!" Timmy then said. "And a man of business, who loves bringing people together!"

He releases Jimmy and looks at the others.

"Look at you guys!" Timmy announced, surpised. "You've been through so much today, right?"

"It's been horrible!" Dani then complained.

"Well, you're safe now. We're all cast-offs here - we been dumped, donated, yard-saled, second-handed, and just plain thrown out." Timmy then said.

"If it's because Fairly Odd Parents has been on for too long, then I get why." Sherman joked.

"Sherman! Shut up!" Mabel demanded as she gritted her teeth.

"But just you wait - you'll find being donated was the best thing that ever happened to ya!" Timmy said as he smiled.

Toothless steps up excitedly, eager to learn about this new daycare.

"Timmy, do toys get played with here every day?" Toothless asked.

"All day long, 5 days a week. 24/7." Timmy then said.

"But what happens when the toys get outgrown?" Cindy asked, curious.

"Well let me tell you. When kids get grow up, new kids come in. Even during the first pitch in the World Series. And don't worry about being outgrown or abandoned! Without those things, you won't have to worry about. No heartbreak." Timmy said.

The Toys are overjoyed. Even Sherman is taken by this vision. The thought about being adored by Children for generations, wow. Talk about Irony.

"Thank god!" Gerald exclaimed.

"Awesome!" Sheen said.

"That's actually nice!" Libby said.

Cindy laughed, "We've hit the jackpot!"

"Yee-haw!" Helga exclaimed before hugging Gompers. Unbeknownst to her, Cindy rolled her eyes at that remark Helga made. Last time Mr. Mitchell checked, Cindy was in the role of Jessie.

"That is amazing." Wolfgang said.

Dani said, "It's a miracle!"

"I'm so happy!" Carl then said.

"Wingo!" Sheen then said. "Kids to keep us company forever is a great idea!"

"You said it." Gerald then said.

"I'm glad a certain idiot and his 3 friends didn't spoil the fun by making us go back to Trent's." Helga said, glaring at Sherman.

Then the toys proceeded to give Sherman, Penny, Ford and Edmund a smug grin, with the 4 shrugging.

"And you wanted us to trade this for Trent's house?" Gumball scolded the 4.

"Yeah!" Sherman said, having his arms out in a frustrated manner.

"Why should we?" Mabel asked.

"Because in case you've forgotten, we're Trent's toys!" Penny said, annoyed as well.

Timmy puts his arms around Edmund, Sherman, Penny and Ford.

"So you got donated by this "Trent", huh? Well, it's his loss, kid! He can't hurt you anymore." Timmy then said, happily.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, now hold on..." Edmund then said.

"Yeah, wait just a dang minute," Sherman said, before being interrupted by Mabel.

"What this half-wit is trying to say, is shouldn't we get settled?" Mabel said, glaring at Sherman while trying to keep her composure.

"Oh, okay, but first, Dip has to give you a tour." Timmy said. "Dipper! New toys!"

A doll appears in an upper window of a doll house. He wears a blue and white hat, with a blue brim and a blue pine tree on the front. He has somewhat messy brown hair and relatively pale skin, and his nose is a bit darker than the rest of his face. His eyes are brown, like Mabel's, with noticeable bags underneath. He wears a navy blue hooded vest, (which has an inner pockets on both sides) a reddish-orange T-shirt, grey shorts, white socks with a red stripe, black sneakers, and a sometimes visible grey digital wristwatch. He is sometimes seen with a green backpack. He has a birthmark on his forehead shaped like the constellation, the Big Dipper, hence his nickname "Dipper," which he hides under his bangs. His name is Dipper Pines.

Dipper exclaims in a handsome NFL future hall of famer's voice, "Far out! Hey, hi, everybody! Down in a jiff, Timmy!"

He rides down in an elevator and opens the door. He addresses the Toys with an air of boundless self-regard, "So. Who's ready for Dipper's Dream Tour?"

"I should've known Tom Brady voiced Dipper in this fanmake." Stinky then chuckled, due to the fact that he's voice by Peyton Manning in this fanmake and Dipper's voiced by Tom Brady in this fanmake.

"I am!" A Starfish toy by the name of Patrick said, just putting on his shorts.

"PATRICK!" Spongebob exclaimed, seeing Patrick.

"SPONGEBOB!" Patrick exclaimed. The 2 embrace each other and rejoice. It's as if they're friends or something.

"Well, as much as I like reunions, why don't we get this tour on the road, shall we?" Timmy said, happily.

"Folks, if you wanna step right this-" Dipper then said, and when he turns, sees Pacifica. She looks up, sees him. The 2 gaze at each other while their pupils turn into heart shaped shapes. Sparks fly as they felt something within them, Destiny calls as they approach each other.

"Hi! I'm Dipper." Dipper then said.

"Pacifica. Have we ever me-...?" Pacifica breathlessly said.

"I would've remembered! Love your diamond earrings."

"Nice Pine Tree hat."

"C'mon, Dipper! Recess doesn't last forever!" Timmy shouted, impatiently.

"Right on, Timmy, this way everyone!" Dipper extends a gentlemanly arm. Pacifica giggles, she takes it happily.

Timmy then said happily, "You've got a lot to look forward to, folks - the Little Ones love new toys!" He leads them off. Toothless, Jimmy, and Sherman trail behind.

"What a nice guy!" Jimmy then said.

"And he smells like Vanilla!" Toothless then said.

"Dipper, what are you waiting for, time is of the essance!" Timmy said, walking around.

"Alright, folks, we should get going." Dipper said, too distracted as the tour went on. As they walk, Dipper addresses the Toys like a tour leader. "Folks, if I can share, here at Smileshine, we've got, well, just about anything a Toy could ask for.

"What a nice group of guys." Edmund said.

"I have no idea how this could possibly go wrong!" Jimmy said, happily.

"And Timmy smells of strawberries!" Toothless exclaimed. This seems like a nice place to live in so far. Sherman isn't too sure about this.

Mabel then angrily grabbed Sherman and Penny by the pull strings, which caused the 2 to go back to Mabel.

"Hey Howdy Hey! Ride like the wind, Gompers!" Sherman's pull string voice box said.

"No matter what you look like or think you look like, you're special and loved and perfect just the way you are." Penny's pull string voice box said.

Mabel was too angry to notice as the 2 turned their attention to her.

"Look, your friends are happy, so the least you could do is try to be less cynical." Mabel then said.

"Look, something's up about this place, and there's nothing you can do to stop it, because there's something afoot about this." Sherman said, annoyed.

"I dunno, Sherman, maybe this place isn't as bad as you're saying." Penny said.

"Yeah? That's how I felt about Goten 9 years ago, and look what happened." Sherman said.

"Well, it wouldn't kill you to be nice and think about someone else other than you!" Mabel angrily said, before storming off.

Sherman sighs, exasperated. This is getting on his last nerve.