Sherlock Imagines

Drunk Sherlock is a Funny Sherlock

It was now a week since Sherlock had, had a case and he was bored. Poor Mrs.Hudson's walls had been filled with bullet holes, so you had to fill the up. You had attempted to play Cluedo with Sherlock but after it ending with a knife thrown at your head and three into the board you quickly dismissed that idea.

You had taken him to Molly so he could whip some dead bodies but still that wasn't to his satisfaction. He had done countless of experiments which caused you to use countless of air freshener bottles to mask the smell. You had taken him to a filed so he could burn thing even though you had told him that was Moriarty's job.

You told Sherlock that he could jump off from the roof of Saint Bart's Hospital again and see if he could survive the fall without a soft landing or using his homeless network. John smacked you around the back of your head and dragged you from the flat by your ear and you spent the night in a police cell.

You also told Sherlock that you both could go and see if Mrs.Hudson had any of her husbands drugs left and if she did that you should use them and get high. Then steal a car and go for a spin. Play hit a chase with the cops, take the piss out of Lestrade and his devision then play garden gnomes and knock a door run.

You even suggested putting a drugged John in a bonfire and seeing if he could escape faster than last time and without any help from Mary, you or Sherlock. Then he had to drive home and not get medical attention.

You had him steal all of Mycroft's fatty foods with a little help from you too after threatening to smash his skull (the one that sits on the fireplace. Not Sherlock's skull. that would jut be plain weird) which you had called David.

You suggested murdering Anderson in a brutal way using every single letter from the alphabet. John soon left after that suggestion.

That had all happened in a week and only two of those things happened. Now you were down to the last thought. Get Sherlock drunk and dress him up as Captain Jack Sparrow seen as you already had the costume from an old party you went to. It was 6 in the evening and you had got all the alcohol sorted. You had spiked his coffee and now all you had to do was wait.

As Sherlock was drinking his coffee you were hidden behind John's laptop, smiling like Moriarty on a really god day. As if he had just killed millions of people or when he broke into three places at one.

Sherlock was now on his 5th cup of coffee and the side effects of the alcohol were starting to take place so you have him a water bottle filled with vodka and Malibu and made him chug it.

By 8 you were both hammered and you had dress Sherlock up as Captain Jack Sparrow and you where now dressed as Ironman. Music was playing from your docking station and you both had bottles of alcohol in your hand.

"I don't a-alwaysssss die" Sherlock started slurring out the sentence "But when I dooooo, I don't" he finished laughing and you joined in giggling like a crazy cat lady

You pulled Sherlock close to you "Dance with me. Dance the dance of life" you told him slurring and trying to dance with him.

After another hour John walked in to find a passed out Sherlock on the floor half hanging off his arm chair. His bum was in the air an his face was pressed against the floor with drool leaking out.

You were upside down on the sofa counting to 100 well trying to. John walked up to Sherlock and bent down and slapped his face hard causing him to jolt up an fling himself backward. His arms moved like crazy and he landed with a giggle. Eventually he stood up and spotted John in his green jumper.

"The aliens are coming" Sherlock told you and you rolled off the sofa pretending to be Ariel from the little mermaid. you flicked you legs trying to swim "Throw the cheese" Sherlock finished even though you could hardly make out the words but you could at the same time. Sherlock picked up cheese from the floor and threw it helplessly at John hitting him in the eye at one point. That being his only successful hit.

"Under the sea" you sang swaying side to side "Lets jump out of the window before that thing" you pointed at John "Eats us alive" You finished downing a whisky bottle and running for the window. John grabbed ahold of you and pulled to to your bedroom. You had bit him at one point declaring that he was a cookie.

John threw you down on the bed and tucked you in as you where still giggling like a mad man. Just then Sherlock came in screaming bloody murder "I'm on fire" he told John waving his hands frantically in the air "By me more drugs" He ran past John to a laughing you

"Let's go to a magical place drugs says he'll take us there. He gonna show us the light y/n but he said not to let the thing come too other wise he might place the darkness on us" Sherlock whisper in you ear and went to say something else but was grabbed by John and taken away to his room.

You lay there giggling at the slightest thing or thought until you passed out not going to remember a single bit of the night before.