Today Yukako has planned an outing with Koichi, it was their first date as an epic gamer couple and Yukako was very excited. The two meet in front of the building shaped like a cupcake with a funny looking weenie on the roof, they first have to talk about something before they go in just to make things a little easier.
"Koichi since you are child sized I'm putting you in a high chair and you get to order off the kids menu." Yukako says with a beaming smile on her face. Koichi looks up towards his girlfriend and is confused by the statement. "Yukako...I'm not a kid I-" Koichi is cut off by Yukako crouching down to meet his small stature. "If you refuse me Koichi I won't hesitate to put you in the car seat again." Koichi's eyes widened in fear, he hated the god damn car seat it was so restrictive and tight against his body plus the buckles are hard to undo with his small baby hands. "Y-yes ma'am" Koichi says with a tone of dissatisfaction.
They enter the building and are met with a weenie shaped robot waiter. "Welcome to weenie hut jrs , it looks like we have one adult and a child if I'm correct" the robot says in a monotone yet metallic voice. Yukako nods in compliance and walks to go grab a high chair and set it near a close by table. She then proceeds to lift the small boy into the chair and makes sure he won't fall out.
"Yukako I hate this why couldn't we have gone to Best Buy, they have better food." Koichi pouts as he is placed in the chair. "Koichi...are you fucking dumb they sell electronics at Best Buy." Yukako is shocked that koichi eats phones and TVs, she has noticed he has been a little off lately that must be why. "Whatever Yukako I think the taste of Best Buy is exquisite".
The robot waiter comes with menus and leaves as soon as he hears about koichi's feast at Best Buy.
Yukako walks up and orders for a kiddie sized strawberry ice cream and one mint chocolate chip in a waffle cone. Once she goes back to sit down she noticed that koichi was drawing on the table with a pen from his pocket. Yukako didn't seem to care after all she could just wipe it off until she saw what it said. Koichi has wrote out the entire Declaration of Independence on their table. She wasn't going to erase it since it was a historical document but how in the actual fuck did Koichi memorize that.
She always knew Koichi was a strange kid ever since that one time where he wet himself during the credits of shark boy and lava girl. He claimed that the credits went too fast but what he really meant was that he has a phobia of George Lopez.
The robot drops the food and goes back to the kitchen screaming as he sees Koichi chew on something thinking that it could be an Apple Watch or some electronic. "YOU DONT HAVE TO PAY JUST DONT EAT ME" the robot seems to cry out in fear.
Yukako eats her waffle cone in an instant as she watches Koichi not be able to finish his kiddie sized ice cream after that they get ready to leave. She grabs on to koichi's body and tugs on the seat. He is stuck. "Koichi I'm going to have to carry you home and steal the high chair because...you're stuck and I can't get you out."
Koichi squirms to get himself unstuck but fails. He was going to have to live the rest of his days in that high chair. Yukako grabbed the Koichi using her hair since she didn't want to carry Koichi in the heavy chair all the way back to her house. Now that Koichi is stuck with no way of getting out Yukako is going to put him in the easy bake oven and there was no getting out of the situation on koichis end.
Together they make their way out of the restaurant while Yukako thinks to herself about planning another outing like this one. She gave a warm smile to her boyfriend and started to walk back home with Koichi in her grasp.
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A/N
This is what happens when I'm bored anyway it's late I hope you enjoyed reading it.
