Marinette printing out fliers for Nathaniel's birthday party
Marinette: Shit
Alix: What?
Marinette: I made a mistake on Nathaniel's card
Alix: What was it supposed to say?
Marinette: Nathaniel's Birthday
Alix: And What dose it say?
Marinette: Nathaniel's Bi
Alix: That still worksAdrien is talking with Marinette and Kagami
Adrien: Is there a word for sad and mad
Kagami: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolate.
Marinette: Smad
Adrien: Well there two kinds of peopleAdrien is in his bedroom talking with an extremely hyper Plagg
Adrien: Plagg, are you high?
Adrien's mind:Can kwami's even get high?
Plagg: Am I what?
Adrien: High
Plagg: HelloMarinette is solving a cross word puzzle with Alya and Nino walks by
Marinette: Hey Nino, can you help us with this cross word puzzle?
Nino: Sure, what is it?
Alya: We need a five letter word or dissapoinment
Nino: Lila spelled L I E L A (Lie-la)
Marinette and Alya:
Marinette and Alya: I t f i t sMiss Bustier is doing and emotional project with the class
Miss Bustier: Okay class, I want you guys to write down your happiest moments.
Juleka: My what now?Nathaniel, Marc, and Alix are playing "Truth or Dare".
Nathaniel: Marc, truth or dare
Marc: Truth
Nathaniel: Do you want to kiss me?
Marc: Dare
Nathaniel: I dare you to kiss me
Marc: Never have I ever-
Nathaniel: ThAt's NoT tHe GaMe!Alya and Marinette are at there desk in Miss Bustier's class
Alya: What's an extreme sport?
Marinette: Doing your homework while your teacher is collecting it.Nathniel get's during an akuma attack and wakes up after his injury
Marinette: You were hurt, do you remeber?
Nathaniel: Just the ambulance ride
Alix: We didn't take and ambulance, Luka drove us
Nathaniel: But I heard a siren
Luka: That was Marc
Marc: Sorry, I got nervous.Plagg is having a screaming time in Adrien's room
Plagg: WHY WHEN PEOPLE ASK "WHAT THREE THINGS WOULD YOU BRING IF YOUR STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND AND NOT ONE SAYS 'A BOAT'?!
Plagg: WHAT SHAPE IS THE SKY?!
Plagg: DO PENGUINS HAVE KNEES?!
Plagg: DO STRAWS HAVE TWO HOLES OR ONE?!
Plagg: IS CEREAL CONSIDERED A SOUP?!
Plagg: IS WATER WET?!
Adrien: *eat's salad calmly*
Adrien: Plagg? Are you okay?Marinette is doing math with Luka
Marinette: If you have ten doughnuts and I ask for five how much do you have left
Luka: zero
Marinette: For fuck sake, Luka it's basic math. It's shouldn't be so hard to find the answ-
Luka: Zero 'cause I gave all ten to you 'cause I care about you.
Marinette: I like that answer.Adrien gets call from a kidnapper
Kidnapper: We have your friend
Adrien: Which one?
Kidnapper: Uh, teal hair? Black nail polish? Guitar?
Adrien: Ah, you'll bring him back to me within an hour
Kidnapper: What?
Adrien: Trust me
Adrien: *hangs up*
Adrien: Plagg, claws out!Ladybug and Chat Noir are fighting a villain in a building
Ladybug: It's weird how the label says "lift" instead of elevator
Chat Noir: It's weird how my father always tells me "Your a disappointment" instead of "I love you"Juleka and Rose are chilling in Juleka's cabin on the house boat
Juleka: Who the fu-
Rose: Juleka! Language!
Juleka: Whom the fuckNathaniel is asking Marc out
Nathaniel: I want you to take me out
Marc: On a date or with a sniper
Nathaniel: "(0_0)
Nathaniel: *inserts Lenny Face*
Nathaniel: Surprise me
Marc:
Later.....
R I P Nathaniel Kurtzberg
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FanfictionShips that will happen are: -Lukanette -Adrigami -Julerose -Marcthaniel - Alya x Nino (I can't think of a ship name) -Ivan x Melyene (I can't think of a ship name) -Chole x Kim -Plagg x Tikki -Gabriel x Nathalie (We'll add more ships later)