POV: You are walking in the forest when you reach a swamp. A beautiful green man comes out of the house next to it.
Green man: what the fuck do you want
You: i want you
Green man: i have a wife
You: i could care less daddy
Green man: whats ur number
You: 1-800-ramen
Green man: got it. i'm shrek.
You: I'm your worst nightmare
