the hype house

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POV: youve been asked to join the hype house

you: omg shrek im gonna be famous

shrek: i could care less

fiona walks in

fiona: why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after theyve had a shet?

shrek: it wasnt me

fiona: well it was fokin one of yous. disgostang.

you: fiona shut the fuck up we all know that you did it.

you get in the car and drive to the hype house.

lil hoodie: welcome to the hype house

thomas petrol: you come highly recommended

you: is this some sort of cult

clown woman: ofc not

darianka: yes it is avani nobody was talking to you now shut up

you: wait darianka i though you left

darianka: bitch you thought

thomas grabs a knife and stabs darianka

thomas petrol: much better


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