Ok so my title probably confused you? Well basically I am ranting about what I call "chewits" now these "chewits" are like savages, when they eat it's as if they haven't eaten in weeks.
You see I know to many people who chew as if no ones listening. Sometimes I get so annoyed I will fake chew loudly and p*ss them off which is always fun, but I normally deal with it my clenching my fists and singing (in my head) "la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la oh I can't get you out my head" over and over again basically on repeat.
I have some of these people in my family for gods sake!!! But if they are in my family im a little nicer and don't imitate them, apart from one time in the car. It can't just be me who finds loud chewing annoying? I just want to tell them then they will be all like, you can close your mouth?
Seriously I am going to invest in a pair of the builders earmuffs, mind you that is probably not enough.
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