I Have A Crazy Family (GET USED TO IT)

chapter one

JESS: (jumps on the couch) I don't care for whatever shit you'll throw at me, (moves closer to the screen) I got no heart motherfucker
CAMERAMAN:  All I asked was what you were doing on Friday,
JESS: ( sitting well) oh that
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     He entered the bar and winked at the lady cleaning the table. "Jess, it's Eight in the morning, what are you doing"  " I'm not drinking... I'm just waiting for mum to get out so I go back home"
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           I was in school... Just not studying

CAMERAMAN:  okay.
     ( Jess goes,)

   
CHESS: (on the couch) Justin Said high to me today
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Chess got to school late and Maddy's dad was behind her. " Sorry miss, you're late and you know the rules" she stood there for a while with a sad face till; " shes my daughter" Maddy's  dad said.
   When she got in, Chess said " thanks a lot Maddy's dad" but he replied " call me Justin" he then left and looked at her then winked.
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  CHESS:  I think I like him.
JULES:  yeah, you like a forty something year old man.
CHESS: keep it in mind that a forty two year old stripper taught you how to have sex.
(Goes away, Jules stares at the screen
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STELLA: you know how girls my age know every city in the world?
CAMERAMAN: yes, do you know it?
STELLA: hell no! I know something though!
CAMERAMAN:and what is it?
STELLA: I know all the sex positions in the world... (Leans to the screen) all of it
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   On a  Monday night about a month ago, Stella snuck into Hannah's room and saw Pornhub running,  with the caption," The Right Angle" in it, she sat there watching as they were doing it, the next day, she borrowed the laptop and googled "the right angle" it brought the sex positions and she sat there the whole day just studying it. At night, she never slept she just continued reading it.
   The next morning, she woke up at 11 o'clock. " What the hell, you always wake up early... Earlier than me!" Mum said putting cereal and milk in her favourite cup. " I'm sick mom" she replied, " you wanna go to the hospital?" She replied holding her head,  " no need," she shoved her hand away " I'll just sleep"
She then went and locked the door and went on reading
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CAMERAMAN:  how sure are you that I won't tell your mom?
STELLA: I've read the script dude, you don't wanna change the story. Besides, have you seen my look, I always get out of trouble... (Leaning again)  always.
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  Stella was in the kitchen with Hannah. She was eating the cookies that mom had made and Hannah was doing her homework, mom came back and looked at her cookies,  Stella was sitting next to Hanna, " who ate the cookies, I clearly said no one should eat it"
" Hanna did mom" Stella said and Hanna stared at Stella sternly, " but she has the crumbs all over her shirt" Hanna shouted at mom. "Yeah, coz you gave me two and said, don't tell mom"
  " Hanna, that wasn't nice. Now I have to repeat it all. And go to your room!" Mom said while taking the bowl. Hanna stared at Stella for a second, closed her laptop and ran upstairs.