Beanos x Killer Bean

Beanos🗿🕺⚰🕺

Beanos POV:
So..my name is beanos im a sexy bean my parents are thanos and a bean obviously because my name is beanos there is another bean that looks super duper hot his name is killer bean omds such a cutie im hoping i can meet him and well...marry him(;
The bean children we would have would look so adorable

As beanos hopped into his humble abode he noticed a figure standing in the hallway blocking beanos from the kitchen and living room as beanos glanced up his eyes widened more than ever at the shock of a thicc big lipped bean..it was killer bean.
Beanos muttered under his breath"Killer bean senpai😮"
Killer bean blushed.It seemed he also felt the same way. Killer bean picked up the small purple bean...and yeeted beanos out the window.
Killer bean screamed"THIS IS MY HOUSE NOW U UGLY PURPLE BEAN I PREFER SHREK!"
The end