-one day in Alpha League HQ-
Genos: walking out from his room, pajamas all messed up hmmm hey guys where's the food?
Frostbite: was watching tv what do you mean genos?
Genos: well normally when I get up everyone is eating breakfast. Did the breakfast fairy skip our house today?
Frostbite: face palms no. Flame isn't up yet. He normally cooks for us.
Genos: oh yea. Hey are the others back yet?
Frostbite: nope. Still just you Humatrix flame and myself.
-a loud sneeze, followed by a blast of fire then comes from Flames room-
Frostbite and Genos: what the?! Rush to flames room
Flame: laying in bed with a runny nose hey guys
Frostbite: oh shoot dude are you sick?
Humatrix: appears behind Genos and frostbite scarring them yea.
Genos: readies one of his Guns I'll shoot it out!
Frostbite: Genos no! Let's just let flame rest. We can make breakfast ourselves.
Flame: Uh why don't I get up and make you guys some breakfast? Starts getting out of bed
Humatrix: oh no no no uses gravity powers to put flame back in bed You need to rest. I've seen ya cook back home plenty of times. We got this.
Flame: sighs if you say so.
-the three then set themselves up in the kitchen-
Humatrix: ok. So what should we make.
Frostbite: hmm well it's almost lunch time. How bout some soup? We can give flame some.
Genos: Yea!
Huamtrix: lets make some ramen. Takes out a cook book
Frostbite: sounds like a plan.
-the three then start washing vegetables-
Humatrix: I'll take care of the carrots. turns his hand into a cleaver and rests his tail on the table
Genos: can't I just shoot it.
Humatrix: Genos you cant always shoot things! Slammed his cleaver hand on the table.........hitting his tail
Frostbite: uh Humatrix.....your tail.
Humatrix: what about it? Turns to see he cut it Oh I see. I've chopped it off. Well that's interesting because pulls up his tail and the half he chopped off realized he actually cut right through. Son of a B-
-later-
Humantrix: now has a bandage around his tail where he cut it off and is looking through the cook book Okay, this recipe right here say that we need to start with a rich seafood stock, then add plenty of green onions and a spoon of minced garlic and-
Genos: A GUN!!! Slam his gun into the bowl of ramen
(Ok I gotta give haywiretub999 credit for the part with Humatrix listing off the recipe and Genos slamming down his gun)
Humatrix: Genos no!
Frostbite: chewing on something seriously dude stop with the guns.
Huamatrix: Yea.......frosty what are you eating.
Frostbite: ............slowly lifts up the handle of a pot
Humatrix: you ate......the pot
Frostbite: lets just try burgers. Those seem simple
-later-
The kitchen was then seen practically destroyed and rubies while Humatrix Genos and frostbite were all covered in food.
Huamtrix: Genos.....why did you use gunpowder instead of pepper for the Pasta sauce
Genos: to give it more kick
Huamtrix&Frostbite: Face palm simultaneously
Flame: walks in blowing his nose what the heck happened in here?! sneezes
Humatrix: well I cut off my tail, Genos threw a gun into some ramen, frosty ended up eating almost every pot and pan we have, I may have used my time powers to make a meatloaf cook faster but ended up making it moldy and inedible, Genos tried to eat the moldy meatloaf and finally we tried making some pasta and tomato sauce but Genos ended up blowing up the entire kitchen.
Flame: ok. But coughs a bit why did you three go through so much work when we have frozen food to easily heat up.
Genos: oh yea I forgot about that.
Humatrix: well we kinda wanted to try to cook.
Flame: I'll teach you guys when I'm not sick. Anyway grabs a can of chicken noodle soup, opens it, heats it up with his fire powers and starts sipping it much better. Have fun cleaning up.
Genos: I'll get my cleaning gun
Humatrix&Frostbite: Genos no!!!!
A/N: hope y'all enjoyed.
Also make sure to stay sage out there.
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