Joke's On You✔

SPECIAL CHAPTER

A/n: Dedicated to jiminwreck im really sorry for the very very late update 😭
It's been a long time since i said i would make a special chapter but i only got the opportunity to write now. I had a very long writer's block and av been busy with some //wink wink// things.
Also this was supposed to be a narrative but then i remembered my note in the first chap saying I'm serious about this book having no narrations. I dont wanna be a troll. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Seokjin:
Jagi, do you want anything more aside from rice cakes?

Jagiya:
I want strawberries please 🥺

Seokjin:
But, didn't you hate the smell of strawberries?

Jagiya:
ARE YOU SAYING I CANT HAVE STRAWBERRIES ANYMORE HUH?????

Seokjin:
Jagi, calm down. I'm just asking, hm? I'll buy you strawberries. Don't worry.

Jagiya:
WHATEVER!

Seokjin:
You know who looks like red as strawberries when mad? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jagiya:
Who?

Seokjin:
Look in the mirror.

Jagiya:
Fuck you. :)

Seokjin:
Oh fuck... it's the smiley.
Jagiya (not sent)
Hey (not sent)
Did i just got blocked? (not sent)

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New message

Appa:
Hey dghtr of the ww handsome man~

Taeha:
I'm guessing you pissed eomma again?

Appa:
Sadly ur eomma hs low sense f humour rn

Taeha:
Why would u always type like that with me and other people except eomma????

Appa:
Bcs she's ur eomma.

Taeha:
Okay, i guess that's enough explanation.
I dont think i can help you rn appa, didn't you remember? I'm hanging out at Seung Ri's?

Appa:
Oh ryt. U r at ur bf's~

Taeha:
HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!

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New Message

Annoying Chicken:
Joonie. Hlp me

Namjoon:
What is it now, hyung? Did u pull off one of those jokes again?

Annoying Chicken:
Yes.

Namjoon:
Alright. I'll talk to her.

Annoying Chicken:
THANK YOU SO MUCH JOONIE-SSI!!!!!

Namjoon:
Wow. For the first time after years of being my brother-in-law, you didn't use shortcuts.

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Seokjin:
Jagiya.
Finally!
Hey, Y/n, jagi. I'm sorry.
I'm almost home, jagi.
I bought you strawberries and rice cakes.
Don't be mad, please.

Jagiya:
I don't want strawberries anymore. I want melon.

Seokjin:
But I thought.. you want them?

Jagiya:
Baby doesn't want them. I dont want them. End of conversation.

Seokjin:
I hope you know that I'm mentally screaming inside out of frustration.
If only I dont love you—

Jagiya:
You want me to use the smiley again?

Seokjin:
NO!
NO!
I'm a good husband!

End