Potatoes and Ireland (part 5)

Sheldon's P.O.V

I wouldn't be what people call a bad paparazzi. I would be called a good paparazzi. I don't get pictures at all. I get shitty quality pictures of trees. Because I see celebs in trees. But I get laughed at most of the time because I'm FARRRRRR off. I thought I saw Demi and nick Jonas making out in a tree when Demi was in la and nick was in Africa with his mom.

I got teased so badly I had to cover my face with a bag. I'm thankful I didn't get fired. My boss just laughed at me...

But one day I was just slowly dozing off reading my nice science book then I hear a door open. I scream. I have a girly scream so I'm praying that nobody heard me. I got up and I looked at my figure.

My legs are so pale. They would be mistaken for a albinos arm.

I walk out into my classy ass balcony and I see Niall Horan with this chick. They were hugging.

I jump with excitement because I dont usually get this lucky. So I started fanboying a bit. I went inside to grab my camera. It was a shitty disposable camera because I got my good camera taken away because of the Demi lovato incident. Gosh im so lame :3

I go outside and hide under my classy ass bushes and try to keep them classy.

I get pricked by a bush, I try to contain myself because hopefully that shit doesn't get infected.

Niall looks at me. I think that's his name. All I know is that he is in a band and he has a flabby ass. The end.

I run back inside and get excited because maybe ill be able to get quarters to do laundry.

~NEXT DAY~

*on a couch*

in zayns flat

Amy's P.O.V

I wake up on top of zayn and his big ass hand was on my waist and I was like bye.

So I get off of zayn and I realize that my head starts hurting like crazy. I don't drink. Then I look at twister sloppily lying on the floor and then I remember how competitive I get about the game.

I smile thinking about how awesome I am a twister and dese bitches luh twister. Then I hear somebody peeing. I freak out because I don't want to look awkward. So I immediately fall on the floor and get out my iPhone and just read through my messages :

Zayn

Crazy ass

Creep

Boss

Boss

Sephora

Boss

Crazy ass

Crazy ass

Crazy ass

I stop to look up and I see Harry looking at me. I sit up with my legs crossed

Me: sup dawg

Him: haha hey

He goes to the kitchen and asks if I want anything. I taste my horrible morning breath and I say

Tea would be great

That's probably the most British I'll ever be.

Harry turns around and looks through zayns classy ass cabinets to pull out boxes that say millions of words that sound like fancy flowers you hear in those white people movies

He asks me what I want without turning around. I say peppermint tea. Then he turns around and HE IS HOLDING MY TEA CUP LIKE A BASEBALL AND HE ISN'T EVEN HOLDING THE HANDLE WHAT IS THIS MESS.

I shakily say thank you and I put the white cup to my lips...

Dis white boy ain't du shit 2 da tee

No cream, no sugar, no milk, no honey NOTHING.

Just hardcore tea

It tastes like water that was just shoved into peppermint. I kept it in my mouth because I don't know I wasn't ready to drink it.

I looked up and Harry was leaning against zayns classy counter staring at me. He had his cup in his mouth and was just seducing me with his eyes

What's his problem...

He takes away the cup from his lips and speaks

Harry: do you like it?

My mouth was still full because I haven't swallowed it yet and I couldn't speak unless Harry wanted to see the tea all over my shirt. So I fanned my hand against my face. Giving the impression that the tea burned my mouth or some shit. Either way, i couldn't speak.

He speaks again and sets his cup down on the counter...

Harry: Oh it's hot in here? Maybe you should leave...

What. The. Fuck.

Wait what? Is this a joke? Am I getting punked?

Omg he just called me hot. Fine. A spicy tamale. Either way, I had to swallow my tea to reply. I'll probably say something stupid like "I love pizza"

Omg I was choking on my tea. I swallowed it but I was coughing like crazy. Like it was down my esophagus but I was choking and yea I was coughing.

I hear a knock at the door but omf if Harry gets the door while I'm dying here. I swear to god...

Then Harry turns me around and gives me the heimlich maneuver and I'm just thinking about how I'm not choking but ok. He can put his arms around me. Alright. I'm cool with that

He was giving me the heimlich but he was technically just hugging me. I suddenly stopped coughing and omg u can FEEL his v line. Just saying.

I look up an I see somebody standing there with the door open. He was holding a key and just standing there. I looked down and boy this did not look right.

THIS DID NOT LOOK RIGHT.

Me and Harry looked like Justin and nicki Minaj in the beauty and a beat music video. Except Harry was holding on so I could see why the guy at the door was like WAT.

plus Harry wasn't letting go and idk im just lazy so.... :/

I see Niall come into the kitchen getting out a bag of chips.

"Mornin Amy, Mornin Harry."

He turned around "Oh hay Simon"

Then he turned around an looked at us.

"Wait... What's going on here?"

~~~~~~~~~~~

GUYS IM SORRY I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IN LIKE TWO WEEKS. MY SCHOOL IS REALLY HARD AND YEA IT'S HARD TO KEEP YOURSELF TOGETHER.

So yea i hope you enjoyed this

What's Simon gonna say ?

What's Niall gonna say (after all Amy and him have been through) ?

What the hell is Harry doing?

Zayn hasn't woke up yet?

Where the hell is Louis and Liam?

Will Sheldon be cool?

I dk I haven't thought that far

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