part 5 - the future

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10 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE...

FROPPY'S POV:

''I'm still alive. I'm shocked. I'm gonna escape.''

froppy casually escapes

BREAKING NEWS:

A CRIMINAL HAS ESCAPED! HE IS A VERY BUFF FROG!!!!!!!!!!

KITTY AND POPEE'S POV:

P: ''well fuck.. he's out babe.''

K: ''oh shit..''

P THOUGHTS: FUCK. THE SPELL ISN'T GONNA CONTINUE AND SHES GONNA TAKE THE KIDS FUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK :(

K THOUGHTS: ew why am i dating such a fucking simp im gonna take the kids yuhh

K: ''ok kids lets go to the store!!!!!''

KIDS: 'YAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!''

K THOUGHTS: finally.. i can fucking abandon this ugly ass bunny suit, he hasnt even washed in 10 years the fuck?

A FEW HOURS LATER:

P: ''damn i should call kitty''

POPEE CALLS KITTY: 

''bb u there???''

KITTY'S VOICEMAIL PLAYS

P: ''that bitch abandoned me i gotta call them..''

P: ''yeah hello, pringles and dream? yeah my crush's spell fucking wore off and she took the kids yuh...''

PRINGLES AND DREAM POV:

''oh shit we coming right away.''

PRINGLES AND DREAM KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND POPEE OPENS IT- THEY HAVE BACKUP.

''who tf is this cunt?''

''its my boyfriend's bff, doritos!''

DORITOS POV:

My name is Doritos. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to be-

POPEE: ''ok stfu we get it u got a deep backstory now help me she finna get with an ugly ass frog. wait we need a name for the squad.''

DREAM: ''the boys.''

PRINGLES: ''the squad.''

DORITOS: ''the fucking retards.''

POPEE: ''PERFECT! THE FUCKING RETARDS!''

THE FUCKING RETARDS LEAVE POPEE'S HOUSE, LOOKING FOR KITTY.

MEANWHILE..

K: ''I need my backup..''

KITTY CALLS HER BACKUP.

''YO, SUNNY, UA, GET UR BOYFRIENDS HERE UA!''

SUNNY, UA, TOM AND TORD PULL UP IN A LAMBO.

UA: ''GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!''

THE CAR HAD WRITTEN ONTO IT: THE SIMP DESTROYERS.

THE FUCKING RETARDS FIND THE SIMP DESTROYERS IN THEIR CAR.

COME BACK FOR PART 6 - THE ANIME BATTLE.


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