Cosmic Somethings- An Ishqbaaaz Collection

OS: Never Eavesdrop on Your Wife

By the end of this, if you think I'm crazy, you're probably right...

"Annika Bhabhi, we should do something too..." Bhavya was definitely bored. It was one of the Brothers-only nights and Rudra being away, she did not know what to do. There used to be a time when she was able to be alone, because she had been that way most of her life but ever since she became a part of the craziest families, she just can't be alone anymore. Not that she ever was...

"True... We can play a game!" Gauri sat up straight. They were in the poolside and she was mindlessly braiding Annika's hair.

"Yes! I'll go get the wine Shivaay's been saving up for a special occasion. If this isn't one, I don't know what is!"

Few minutes later,

"Cheers to girls' night!"

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"Shivaay... Gauri wanted to watch this movie." Omkara knew his wife wouldn't exactly say anything if he did watch, but he did not want to see Gauri's face fall, like ever.

"Maybe we ask the girls to join us, Bhaiya?" Rudra asked eagerly. He knew Bhavya would probably be bored.

"Why not? Let's go call them. They are sitting by the pool, I think." By that, they left from the den to see what their better halves were doing.

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"I did not tell my... husband... that I was in a... spa... with my favourite... nail polish... doing what I love to... the life coach. I then went to dinner with... the brother... discussing about the crises that happens when things are... boring between me and... Shivaay. I could not help but notice that his... eyes... felt sorry for me. I knew he wanted to... cook... for me with his... elbows. At least that would keep my... hands off from... kissing myself."

Which brother? And why didn't she tell him? Shivaay looked at Rudra and Omkara who looked equally mortified, when they had heard Annika's voice say the above words. They were even more puzzled when they heard laughter.

"Hey Sankar Ji, maybe we should not love our husbands so much."

Omkara did not know what to think when he heard Gauri say those words, but before he could react upon it, she continued,

"It all happened that... sexy night. Things were... hairy from the beginning. But it only got horrifying when he showed me his armpit. I guess things got a little... technical when he started... showing me with his chest. We spent all night trying to fight off the brush by doing other things like... smelling each other's nails. By the end of it, I smelled him and it was truly the most... petrified I have ever been."

Rudra and Shivaay stepped back from home, barely controlling their laughter and Om did not know whether he was supposed to be enraged or confused. He did do crazy things whenever he got drunk but he knew he wasn't that hairy. "What are you two laughing at? Shivaay, Annika is discussing your 'boring' self to others. And, Rudra, if my hunch is right, Bhavya might say something about you next." Omkara silenced the two of them. He held Rudra making sure he wasn't going to interrupt them.

"I don't know if mine can beat yours, Gauri Bhabhi," Bhavya's laughter seemed like a death bell to Om's ears. "But let's see... He was not having a dumb day so I decided I should do something about it. I asked him if he wants me to... cut... his fingers. He removed his shorts and showed me his... lumpy tool. I could not help but think how... tiny it was compared to his... horse. I jiggled them and he groaned. He then started crying... to me and I was in bathroom... I think of it even today and laugh... about his huge eyebrows."

Laughter erupted yet again.

Rudra did not know where to start. Lumpy? Tiny? Horse? Huge eyebrow?

"I got the most boring one out of all!" Shivaay heard Annika whine and he was completely embarrassed. He wanted to go and ask Annika right away why she didn't let him know she wanted things to be... spiced up. And obviously, confront her. Why would she go around telling everyone this?

Omkara knew he was definitely not that hairy. But he mentally noted to shave off every bit of hair from his body.

Rudra was the most confused of them all. He knew one thing for sure; he was never letting his wife be anywhere near his Bhabhis.

The three of them left from there with various thoughts running through their mind. Most of all, they were completely lost.

Meanwhile,

"I told you Mad Libs is fun, Bhabhi. Let us tryout the... Valentine's day version!" Bhavya said excitedly while Annika poured them another glass of wine. The three continued playing, completely unawarethat their little game had sent out storms in their respective husband's mind.

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I think the words filled by the girls is pretty evident. I didn't want to italicize them and give the game away😅

Mad Libs:
It is a fill in the blanks kind of a game where you are first asked to give words which are verbs, nouns, pronouns etc... Then a paragraph is presented to you filled with what you gave.

Something like:

In case you haven't tried playing it, you should. It's hilarious 😂