Eli | Kai
"You know that time when you started to call me Panda?"
"...yeah, what about it?"
"Well... you were also giving me amazing scratches."
"Mhmm. Where are you getting at Kai?"
"You should come over... and give me more of those."
"..."
"Pleeeease!"
"Fucking hell... Why don't you just come here and stay the night? That way we're not squished on your tiny bed."
"Really?! Okay! I'm on my way now."
"Alri- and you hung up already."
***
"Eliiiii, I'm here,"
"I'm in the room! Don't forget to take your shoes off again. I had to clean up the dirt from last time."
"Oh... oh well. You'll be okay. I brought some chips. BBQ and Cheddar Pringles to be exact. They sounded good so I stopped on my way here to pick some up. I also got Starburst Mini's. Oh! I also-"
"Your rambling again, Kai. Get your fine ass over here and give me a kiss."
"..."
"Kai, I said come here."
"..."
"Don't make me get up, Panda. My legs are sore."
"..."
"There you go. Here's a nice and warm spot for you to sit down on."
"That's your lap."
"Mhm, I know."
"I want my scratches. Only Scratches. And to eat some Pringles."
"Nothing more than scratches, I promise."
"..."
"Good? Comfy? No chips yet. I wanna hold you."
"Fiiine."
"Don't pout. Turn around and lay your head on my shoulder. I wanna talk about something, too."
"...Are you chea-"
"Don't you dare finish that sentence. How many times do I have to tell you this? I'm not cheating on you, nor will I ever cheat on you, Malakai."
"..."
"Okay?"
"Yeah... don't use my full name. I don't like it."
"Alright, I wont anymore. Now, let's get this talk over and done with."
