Noah Efron: A tale of love lust and a little IBS.

It all started at Pitt.

Susan: y/n we should go to the frat party tonight there will be a lot of hotties there.

y/n: ugh you know I don't like to do those things they were out of my comfort zone.

susan: there is one there I know you will like, he is Jewish. I know your weaknesses.

y/n: mmmmm maybe I'll go.

later that night at the frat party.*

Susan: there he is y/n * Susan points to the hottest most sexy man you have ever seen in your life. He has big muscles and his beard is as lush. as an Appalachian mountains. he begins walking towards you.

Noah: hi I am Noah.

Y/n: hhh hhh hi-

Noah: * goes in for a handshake but your hands are so sweaty because you were so nervous because it is a lush beard and hazel eyes in broad shoulders and he is so sexy because and then you get nervous so you go in for a fist bump.* Not a handshake girl I see. I like that. *He smirks* can I get you ladies anything to drink?