True Misfits

Edgars heist

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Edgars pov

" Qua get yo light pole lookin ass back here!" I hissed at qua , her dumbace was trying to get in through the chimney knowing dang well im to sexy to get dirty.

I tiptoed around to the front of the house waiting impaiently for qua to give me the signal.

"Hoo ho hoo ho" qua said giving me the ok to pick the lock.

" Took ya long enough to disable the alarms santa clause" i muttered to myself as i skillfully worked my way through the lock. 2 mins later we were strolling in the front door , We put on our gloves and split up ,as usual I looked for money and valueable objects and qua looks for clothes and other things we might need basically its like shoping except you keep the money instead of spending it !

" I gotz da moves like jaggar yea i got the moooVVVVEESS like jagger" sang qua from the other room scaring the crap out of me

" QUA STFU " I scream

She mumbles a reply and then goes silent. I roll my eyes and turn to the couch and see a wallet" Perfect!" I picked it up an dumped out its contents. $600 cash fell out and i stuffed it in my bra while skipping up stairs.

I walked into what looked like the master bedroom instantly whipping out my stephtoscope and listened to my knocks on the wall " Knock knock knock THUMP " I stopped and smiled , this is the fun part.

" QQQUUUAAAAA" i screamed and i heard a loud crash followed by curseing and then i was knocked to the ground. When i got up there was i nice hole in the wall where a small safe was nested in between two books and no sign of qua.

" QUA!!!!!" This time i heard what sounded like running water, a bottle opening , a squeaky toy and the sound of a gun being loaded.

A presense stood up behind me then I felt the cool tip of a sniper against my forehead.

" Scare me one more time and I will blow a whole in yo empty head let the hot air out use it to blow up a ballon give that ballon to a petifier kill the petifier throw his body in a lake and pee in it then dance on your grave got it? "she stated with ease. I nodded slightly scared and scurried out the way as she slowly pulled the books forward and with the flick of her wrist through them into her bag then walked out like a boss.

" ok then..." I studied the safe then laughed " they must want me to rob them" I pick up a pen from the table beside me and thump the side of the safe twice , it instantly poped opened. I reached in and used my arm to sweep the goods into my bag. I walked to the stairs and looked to my left while putting my foot out .

Big mistake ! I saw my reflection in the mirror but it was dark so it shocked me i screamed and tripped rolling down the stairs like a fat man on wheels.

Nearing the bottom i threw the bag so i could brace myself for the impact of the landing . Luckily qua heard the commotion because she popped up out of thin air and caught the bag right when it was about to hit the ground. I unfotunately wasnt so lucky.....

" BOOOMMM" My body hit the wall crushing my arm causeing me to lose all feeling in it. I tried to sit up but was to weak I relaxed an my head smashed into the ground the last thing i felt was a sudden wetness under my head then i was dragged down into darkness.

Qua pov

After i cleaned up the house and patched edgar up I carried her. an the loot back to the old church im planing on leaveing her with rhyno since im sure elliot will be home soon.

As i rounded the corner i herd gun shots and screams , Picking up the pace i saw a blood boiling site infront of me and edgar , suddenly awakened , hopped off my back and together we both ran to the church....