chapter one: It is a bright morning in ontario, my mother is washing my fur in the sink while her girlfriend is sewing me clothes, the cold water on my fur feels uncomfortable but i know it will make me smell pretty and feel smooth.
My mother dries me off and says that she loves me, she puts my skin back onto my body and puts my batteries back in, "a doo by" i say while my mother is screwing the plate that covers my batteries back on. My mother sits me onto the couch so she can make
tea, her girlfriend walks outside and pulls 4 packages out from the large mailbox thats covered in flowers of green and blue, she walks slowly to the kitchen, i say to her 'a ba na doo' she doesnt reply she pulls a knife from out of a cupboard and opens the biggest box
inside was a large long boi, she puts the long boi next to me and says say hi to the long boi, i say hello a do ba yoo! to the long boi, i cant help but to stare at him, hes so beautiful, so long, so pink, anyways samantha (mothers girlfriend) opens a box
that contained animal crossing villager earrings, she hands them to my mother my mother says 'Theyre perfect!' i agree they are quite beautiful, the last 2 boxes contained books, i cannot read since im a fucking furby so idk what theyre called i snuggle up to
the long boi he tells me he thinks im pretty i tell him that i like them l0ng b0is we fall asleep shortly after do to no one interacting with us, all i could think of was how he was so l0ng.
