Intro

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I appear in the beach house, it's empty and desolate.

Worick: I can fix this!

With a snap of our fingers Steven is summoned into the middle of the house...

 along with his car.

*SMASH*

The gems all suddenly appear as I'm dragging Steven out of the car, who is slipping in and out of consciousness.

Pearl: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY!!!

Worick: relax bird mom he's fine, plot armour says so.

Steven*slurred*: He's a frozen treat from outer space. *mumbles rest of song*

Amethyst*whispers*: how do we take this guy out.

Joshua: *shakes head* sorry about that, my other half is a bit.. impulsive. I'm sure Sapphire understands that.

Garnet: you have three seconds to start explaining *summons weapons* or else.

Joshua: okay, okay calm down. So basically this is an ask or dare and I needed all of you here to do it.

Lapis: Is Steven ok?

I use the powers of the author to miraculously heal all of Stevens Physical wounds in an Instant.

Joshua: there.

Peridot: *grumbles* first this CLOD hurts my pebble, then they say we have to do as they say for his amusement.

Joshua: first I didn't hurt Steven, my other half did and he's sorry for that. Second, that is more or less correct but just consider me a friend since I can get you anything.

Bismuth: I say we trust him, not like we have any other choice in the matter.

Joshua: thank you, I can tell this will be the beginning of a great friendship.

Steven then wakes with a shock that made us all jump

Steven: COOKIE CAT! *passes out*

Everyone: ...

Worick: I CAN FIX THIS!

everyone else: NO!


thank you for reading! If you want, give us a request to do! Please make sure that if you do want to make a dare that it shall be given in here.

Anyway, I'll be off now, remember, I love and Care about all of you, stay safe and have as much of a good year as you can. Peace out!

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