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THE ADVENTURES OF CHANGAROO

THIS IS THE STORY OF CHANGAROO (warning, this is high on crack also this is just for fun so don't take this too offensive. You've been warned)

CHANGAROO is a kangaroo from Australia but arrived at Korea on an airplane (listen to airplane by skz if you haven't). He arrived in the JYP building and saw PaRk JeAnYoUnG

CHANGAROO felt disgusted at the sight of seeing jEaNyOunG but jEaNyOuNg thought it was kangaroo for I like youuu. CHANGAROO really loves um.... TANGERINES. Jeongin was wearing a orange hoodie which made him look like a tangerine.

At that same time A human like puppy named Kim Seungmin said to peel the tangerine. Jeongin obviously defended himself from that puppy he thought was a monster. Seungmin didn't give up but turned out...THE TANGERINE WON (I told you there's a lot of chaos. It's the sweet chaooooosss)

CHANGAROO went to a place where they sell out sausage sizzles and eventually found a guy with a Rolex watch constantly dancing and dabbing with another guy who was dabbing. They were named Lee Felix yongbok aka FORTLIX and the other guy was named dabdab.

CHANGAROO spent a lot of time with FORTLIX but eventually wanted him to stop dancing and dabbing so he yeeted him to the JYP building even after FORTLIX screamed "DONT DO THIS TO ME MATE!! DONT KILL ME!!"
His YEEEEEEEEEETTTT echoed throughout the whole building

FORTLIX crashed into the window and landed on a guy's arm. The guy was wearing a lot of dArK. The guy who wore black gave FORTLIX a kiss on the cheek making FORTLIX scream and that too could be heard throughout the whole building. Geez why is he so loud.

CHANGAROO felt relieved after yeeting FORTLIX but realized dabdab existed too. He could do nothing about that. He saw a squirrel which for some reason kept yelling at a guy who said your behavior is so ugh. He decided to run away from those weirdos and saw another guy with 3 cats saying HAN-AH~~

CHANGAROO just decided to run even more and came back to the JYP building seeing FORTLIX and dark guy being together. He was shookth that how FORTLIX looks the same with no injuries even after breaking a freaking window-

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Chan woke up and saw that he was in his bed with 6 familiar faces staring at him. He obviously screamed and Han clapped in joy. "He finally slept, AFTER YEARS!!" Exclaimed Han. Chan regretted sleeping. He said with a sigh "I'm never sleeping ever again!" They obviously didn't allow that but Chan obviously didn't want to dream something weird again.

Chan told them about his dream and at that moment, Seungmin crashed open the door with something... it was tangerines. Chan ended up screaming and eventually...fell asleep again. HE LIED ABOUT NOT SLEEPING SMH WHAT A BAD LIAR.

The end.

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