Cola: So...
Steak: ??
Cola: Hamb and I accidentally fucked last night
Steak: [spits out tea]
Steak: HOW DID YOU TWO ACCIDENTALLY FUCKED!?
Cola: WE WERE DRUNK AND... THERE'S PROBABLY A LOT OF SEXUAL TENSION IN THE AIR
Steak: DID YOU TWO CLEAN THE BED SHEETS AFTERWARDS!?
Cola: WHY ARE YOU WORRIED OVER THE BED SHEETS THAN HAMBURGER CLAIMING MY VIRGINITY?!
Steak: YOU WERE A FUCKING VIRGIN!?
Cola: YOU DON'T KNOW—?!
Red Wine, amused: [sips wine in anticipation with eyebrows raised]
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FanfictionThe title says it all Started 》27th of May, 2020 Ended 》11th of July, 2020
