Watching porn, watching porn
Blowing on my dick like a basset horn
Jizz on your mom like a snowstorm
I've been fucking bitches since I was a newborn
Row, row, row, row, row your boat
Lil Barnacle is the fucking goat
I take a shit and then it floats
My jizz lookin' like some cream cheese toastHopped onto PornHub, I'm boutta beat my dick (Nice)
Saw a fat ass so you know I had to click (Okay)
I was boutta nut then I realized something's wrong (What?)
I think that that's my teacher, what the fuck is goin' on?
Wait, hold it, I just had a fuckin' bruh moment
Woah, bitch, why the fuck my teacher on some hoe shit?
Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized
I just saw my teacher getting fucked by five guys
I will update later
